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02:19 MNF Recap
24:20 Rashard Mendenhall Tweet
37:51 Hot Seat – Cool Throne
01:08:03 Colt McCoy
01:52:25 Sean Stellato
02:25:21 Guys On Chicks
The Eagles lose to the Seahawks and Drew Lock finally has his moment. We talk MNF and what it means for the NFC playoff picture going forward. Rashard Mendenhall poses a hypothetical to twitter on an all black vs all white NFL game and everyone debates it. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including PMT getting cancelled yet again by the Swifties. Colt McCoy joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, Texas being back, being a backup quarterback and more. We then are joined by Tommy Devito’s agent Sean Stellato in studio on the day hes inducted into the Italian American Sports Hall of Fame to talk about his career, being Italian, Rocky, the book he wrote and more. We finish with guys on chicks.
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You’re talking about playoff football you’re talking like the season’s over you’re 10 and four looking at the playoffs oh they did lose the must win they’re only one of three teams in the NFL to clinch a playoff spot you know how many teams would die to be in the
Playoffs right now I loser talk yeah he’s a loser I am a loser everyone keeps saying loser yes on today’s part of my take we have a twofer for the people we have Texas quarterback many year Pro in the NFL Colt McCoy talking about Texas being
Back and then we also have in studio Sean stellato agent of Tommy DeVito just a good guy getting inducted into the Italian American Sports Hall of Fame later on that day yes good [ __ ] guy we’re going to talk Monday Night Football um there should be some stuff
That we have to talk about there uh maybe some Rashard menahal who got the whole world in a tizzy for 24 hours which I appreciated Hot Seat cool throne and we’ll wrap up with guys on chicks and it’s all brought to you by our friends at Chevy there’s a new family
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Take thank you to chevy.com we are truck people because of Chevy so go to chevy.com right now and check out the official trucks a pardon my take okay let’s Go hey football guyo A yeah might yeah might might yeah might welcome to part of my take today is Wednesday December 20th and Drew lock is back he’s him Drew lock hey PFT Hold On The Moxy King before we start we should probably put our backpack on strap up strap up put our backpack on
What’s the difference between the backpack and then the strap uh that’s seat belt seat belt seat belt and this is to secure the bag I don’t know about you but I was cool when I was a kid so I used to rock just one arm in the
Backpack so I’d strap up like that I also used to take the seat Bel and put it behind me that’s pretty sick yeah real bad us yeah we don’t give a [ __ ] yeah I’ll do anything uh Monday Night Football it was a great game fellas a
Great game it really was it was a fun game and you know like going into the game there’s a lot of talk about who’s going to play a quarterback for the Seahawks would it be Gino Smith would it be Drew lock Drew lock had his Gino Smith moment Monday Night Football the
Seahawks are leading the league now they’ve got two quarterbacks that have that was awesome interviews after a big Monday night football win yep uh Drew lock might my take that he would make four Pro bowls which I said like four years ago three years ago on this
Program now it’s at an alltime High I think it’s even higher than it was when I said it yeah at the time to be more likely he’s probably not going to do that but it’s closer than it was yesterday and it was cool to see Drew loock emotional after the game not like
With the whole Jeezy swaggy guy just like a a humble thankful almost in tears type of guy when DK came up to him you saw him like dap him up and he did the real life Shaquille O’Neal I owe you an apology young man I was not familiar
With your game yeah it was cool it was cool it’s cool to root for a story like that Drew lock the SE Hawk season is saved where now they are still like neck and neck where they’re tied at seven and seven with the Vikings and the Rams and
The Saints um yeah Drew lock having that moment having having everyone like you know talking about him it also is nice because uh in the Drew lock Tom Herman famous battle where Texas was back for a moment and uh he did the backpack against Drew Lock’s missou team in that
Bowl game uh Tom Herman is now at FAU he’s 4-8 had a 4 and8 season Drew lock has won the war he killed Tom Herman he killed Tom Tom Herman it was even we even had Joe Buck Joe Buck was in his bag on Monday night he had a couple
Times he said analytics says go to go for it but that doesn’t factor in Drew lock which I thought was very funny Drew lock kind of made him look stupid there he also had a moment where he did the uh Dwight Howard Gordon Hayward tweet basically in real life where he’s like
The eagles are trying to win their first game without big Dom on the sideline he’s look he’s watching him from up above I saw that yeah that was very funny I don’t know I I don’t know if he actually meant to say that he was dead
Or not no he was just kind of yeah big Dom was up in the booth yeah enjoying some snacks up there but but yeah Drew lock it was a great moment for Drew lock great moment for the Seahawks it was weird how we I don’t remember a time
When we had a game where we were like five minutes before kickoff and everyone was like I don’t know who’s going to start tonight really for either team yeah I think it was a couple hours before that they said Jaylen Herz was actually going to make the start but
Yeah it was totally up in the air this is the seventh straight Monday Night Football with an upset yeah which is crazy that is crazy this is good for football there was a moment there at the end of the game when uh I believe it was the Eagles driving and Pete Caroll used
A timeout and no no the Seahawks were driving Pete Carroll used the timeout for no real reason and then Nick serani got a chance to look at the replay because they called the timeout serani throws the challenge flag the Eagles win the challenge and then after the challenge was over Pete Carroll was
Asking the ref like hey do I get my time out back afterwards in serani looked at him and he goes what the [ __ ] are you doing no you don’t care but yeah Pete car was like please it’s like a kid that gets sent to timeout and he’s like can I
Bring my game boy to timeout I made a mistake no you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up Pete and uh yeah the the Drew Lock Drive at the end of the game I think everybody had the same thought which was too much time on the clock for Drew lock too much
Time for Drew lock and he just started feeding the ball to DK and DK went bully mode on everybody DK that one catch was I mean it was insane how how he ended up catching that ball yeah and he DK was like he had he had basically nothing for
The first three quarters showed up when it mattered Jackson SM Smith and the jiga is awesome it was good for the Seahawks it’s fun when the Seahawks are rocking that Stadium’s rocking Drew lock has his moments it’s fun yeah P Carrol wearing the backwards hat at the podium after
The game yeah people forget how old Pete Carroll is he’s he looks better than like most of the 40-year-olds that I know he’s he’s the oldest by age and the youngest by like Spirit yeah he is he really is like a lot Lo boy he’s Forever
21 yeah um we also had some discourse last night okay regarding the tush push yeah and whether or not they’re going to ban it I’ve actually I’ve come like full we haven’t done this yet I’ve come full circle on the touch push now I kind of
Want the touch push Bann just so that we can stop debating whether or not the touch push is going to be banned yeah I’m sick of it and also uh Jason I’m not sick of the play to be clear the play should stay I’m just sick of people
Debating whether the play should be gone Jason Kelce got flagged for moving the ball forward before tush push which he’s been doing forever they decided I do think the it is funny the refs like they got so much blowback from the Chiefs in the cadarius Tony thing where they’ve
Just been calling everyone off sides for a week and a half yeah they’re like no see we call it all the time we’re going to take you out back and make you smoke the whole pack of offsides see how much you then I have a question though okay
Max do you regret making this game a must- win because you lost a must win yes they lost a must win so the season’s over the the Eagles will not be winning the Super Bowl this year oh no season over oh no put out the Press clippings
The Eagles and now Max also said that he’s not gonna get angry today correct and he’s not gonna talk he’s gonna pull a hank I’ll talk I’ll talk when SP when you need me to talk okay great so that’s already out the window Max is also we
Were were debating putting Max on the couch I think Max is better when he’s in the behind the glass like a gorilla harambe uh rip at the Zoo where like he can get a little bit more aggravated when he’s behind the glass and that’s separating us yeah it’s like you ever
Seen a a dog behind a fence when you walk by in the yard and they just start barking at you and then you open up the fence gate and they just snuggle just rub up against you that’s Max I I I have some questions for Max
Yes he’s a testy Hank do you have any questions for Max yeah I have a few Hank why don’t you take a why don’t you start well we have some questions don’t get mad I’m not mad but if you do get mad that’s okay cuz you’re behind the glass
I’m not mad do you think if Marcus Mariota starts that game the Eagles score a touchdown what the [ __ ] kind of question was that they did score a touchdown he throws a touchdown they actually did score a touch yeah they did score a touchdown and Jay they scored two
Question oh your next question I mean that was so dumb next question okay it was it was the best start he did score two touchdowns okay it wasn’t the best start all right let me Hank I’ll we we’ll go qu we’ll just go around the horn with questions uh uh
Max you’ve talked a lot about he passed a touchdown he ran for two for two he didn’t pass any touchdowns but it was a it was a whiff on the first question that’s fine we’ll come back around to you it’s okay uh Max there’s been a lot of talk about the defense defense
Actually played pretty well last night um when are you going to finally say that the offense is also a problem offense big problem big problem okay so and when are you g to ask the question is Jaylen Herz the guy uh yes okay so you don’t
Have to ask the question why do you think he’s the guy I think he’s proven enough to this point of his career that he’s still the guy he had a very bad game last night he hasn’t looked right all year is he himself this year I don’t think so he
May not be himself would you still suck his dick right now that there was a moment where I would but not currently he’s not playing well enough or because he’s sick he is sick yeah that’s safety safety health and safety is number one always comes number one he’s not playing good
Football right now he’s turning the ball over too much he was probably too sick to play last night although I don’t understand how sickness yeah could account for why the [ __ ] you would throw that ball quz Watkins or the de or at the end of the game yeah you needed there Kenneth
Gainwell was wide open right in front of you to get 15 yards and give Jake kellot a shot to put it to overtime and then you just throw an deep ball to into double coverage that has no chance of ever getting caught and if it does get caught you’re still in the same
Position as if you were to just do a check down and go 20 yards yeah so uh Max I I was watching Jaylen Herz last night I was thinking to myself you could chalk this up to an illness game like the flu game but then but then he just
Wasn’t good at throwing the ball he was still really good at Rushing the ball he had the offense looks just clunky he had 82 yards rushing last night I don’t think the offive play calling is good I don’t know if you can chalk that one up
To him being sick I I didn’t yeah Shane styken actually should get coached of the Year by virtue of how bad the Eagles offense correct that’s a good point yeah uh Max another question um you tweeted James Bradbury must have had the worst final drive in the history of football
There uh can you think of any other drives that James Bradbury maybe made a big mistake this was worse than the he was targeted on every reception in that drive he was worse than the Super Bowl that wasn’t I I don’t think you should have called that play this the Super Bowl I
Get the Super Bowl but like I don’t think you get the Super Bowl I get the super I guess last night was a must-win and Max never said the Super Bowl was a must-win yeah what’ you make the Super Bowl Super Bowl was a must-win lost a
Must win there too so you’re I think you’re actually 0 for five on W all could have prevented if you had made this can’t lose get mad no yeah okay Hank you got a question Hank’s banned from questions was his foot down at the end I don’t care about another
Thing don’t care about even if his foot wasn’t down you’re you still have six seconds left and you still need to get 20 yards and kick a field goal like the the chances of even if even if that wasn’t an interception the chances of them winning that game were so
Astronomically low because he made the decision to make that throw in the first place so I don’t give a [ __ ] about that in interception and I hate that people were talking about it like it was a big deal cuz it didn’t matter they were losing that game whether that was called
An interception or not and you’re not mad and I’m not mad but I’m just let I’m just speaking emotionally so are you worried about the future yeah I mean I would everyone’s getting old yeah oh Windows should we do Jen Carter though jayen Carter was so good window talk window was that the
Window last year no the the window continued into this year but the coaching has been [ __ ] horrible that I mean so you’re ruining a window yeah this this was a window ruining year what’s an ideal record for the rest of the season they’re not another stupid question they’re not going to lose
Another game yeah the here’s the thing about the oh yeah you might you got Italian on Italian crime going on you have to put big Dom back on the sidelines to counteract Tommy DeVito well I I have a stat for you Max um since big Dom has so
Before big Dom got kicked off the sideline the Eagles were 10- one since big Dom has been kicked off the sideline they’re 0 and3 being outscored 74 to 43 how does that affect the uh play calling well I mean big Dom obviously big factor to that sideline did you see
AJ Brown last night yeah he got in the face of a Seahawks pipsqueak after he was after he was bumped by a member of the staff on the sideline yeah M the game should probably be thrown out but again anti no anti- Italian discrimination once again I agree with
That I agree how do you know that guy wasn’t Italian that guy wasn’t Italian there are no Italians in in Seattle fact okay so so max looking at the rest of your season you’re probably going to go 0 and three I hope you go 0 and three because if you don’t then yeah
You’re right season over wa sorry sorry three and 0 three and 0 you’re going to you’re going to win all three games I’m pretty sure you’re going to win all three games yeah is the division now a must win for you guys oh it doesn’t matter this team sucks
They’re not going to do anything do you really think that that [ __ ] do you really think that that football team can go into Seattle and win a game in the playoffs no I mean you might go might go to Tampa Bay or not Seattle San Francisco North Dallas no
There’s no chance no like what like who cares that was the thing about last night it really doesn’t change any anything of the actual season they were going to get the two seed anyway the ners are going to beat the Ravens this weekend even if they even if the Eagles
Went out regard because you guys would win your division could that team beat the 49ers team with no quarterback I don’t know right now I don’t think they could Hank question no Sam Darnell would beat the [ __ ] out of this team right now no but no quarterback no quarterback it’s happened
Before yeah the only reason are they good enough to do that again I don’t no this team sucks this team can’t beat anyone this team sucks W do we need to go back and think like were the Eagles ever actually really good or did they just beat a San
Francisco team with no quarterback wow no quarterback so they were they would got they might never have been good they were they were a faulty holding play away from a Super Bowl last year now I’m it’s faulty oh it’s faulty um yeah the the the craziest part about this Eagles
Team is like the defense has been bad and it completely covered up for the fact that the offense has not looked right in a long time long time yeah Matt Patricia look he the the defensive game plan was better last night than it has been in a while I really want you to
Have a pencil in your ear going forward especially with the way the defense is playing they played well last night James Bradberry is such a joke just an absolute I’m gonna give you one last chance to take back your tweet no okay I mean he got targeted five times five
Receptions 92 yards one drive that’s pretty bad not great what about your running game game cuz I I felt like Swift looked pretty good last night for the most part yeah the running game looked better Lane Johnson with an ultimate bounceback that was crazy your
Dead I thought he was dead and he comes back one play later that was a window closing right there when he starts screaming on the ground and you’re like oh [ __ ] his leg’s broken his ankles broken that would have been like dead dead you would have been dead dead dead
But he came back dead and now you’re like dead Dead Alive like barely life support like Jesus life support alive uh okay Max well yeah it’s I’m I’m sad because it feels like you’ll still get up for the playoffs though yeah they’re going to win they’re going to beat [ __ ] Tommy
DeVito by like 30 next week and I’m going to be all the way back and then they’re going to play whoever in the second round of the playoffs Cardinals the Giants and Cardinals back to back yeah Giants it’s a it’s a cardinal sandwich it’s Giants Cardinals Giants is
The season over if you lose any of those games The Season’s already over he said is a must-win that he lost they lost to must win season over season’s over their offense looks like [ __ ] Jaylen Herz he just he like if he doesn’t see it he
Just runs out of the pocket and then just throws it out of bounds I feel like that happens every time every single play happens like that it’s a lot of throwaways you 10 four Max yes like if the Patriots were 10 and four and going through this I would be fighting back
And you’re just giving in yeah he’d be talking a lot after a three game losing talking I would say the QB was sick he’s gonna get healthy we made it to the Super Bowl last year we know what we need to do to make it you would have set in advance no this
Is the difference between us Patriots fans and Eagles fans we got Championship DNA Championship pedigree we know that the haters are coming at us right now but these games don’t even Max the only games that should matter to you as a winning franchise should start in January get right before the playoffs
This is the time to get right it’s a good wakeup call it’s a great wake up call you’re going to get W up calls in a row you’re going to have yeah you’ve had a lot of wakeup calls it’s like you’re hung over in a but one of them doesn’t
Count cuz your QB was sick are you worried that you’re one in four ever since Nick serani or one and three ever since Nick serani came off the field in Kansas City and said how you like that [ __ ] yeah Nick serani is slowly turning into a massive not what he’s whatever a massive
Whatever we called the when if the losses start happening Nick serani looks different what no there there’s a lot of discourse in my in my Eagles group chats talking about what the [ __ ] Nick serani actually does on those oh oh no I’m not saying that but other people are is he a
System head coach I justed up by the coordinators it’s like it’s it’s either sha it’s Shawn desai’s fault or Brian Johnson’s fault why why the offense looks bad or why the defense looks bad what is the head coach do Max I have a fix for you so the offense looks really
Bad you have a former offensive coordinator that come they can fix it right away I know he was already asked will there be any changes to the off to the offensive play calling he said no that who are you talking about Nick siani said that no yeah but who who are
You talking about who could fix it Frank re oh no I was talking about Matt Patricia no it’d be very funny if they had Matt Patricia being offensive and defensive coordinator at the same time no and then Nick siani just a guy that like plays Rocky videos wait so you
Don’t want Matt Patricia to help with the offense no look what he did to the defense defense look rocket dude you guys were being mean about the defense so is Josh dobs and he has 17 turnovers you know who else has 17 turnovers Jaylen Herz oh tied with Josh dobs tied
With Josh Allen should we be keeping that same energy for Jaylen Herz that we have for Josh Allen uh he’s out of my top five oh is he officially yep no longer Elite no longer Elite top five is as as follows momes Allen pie Lamar burrow well no he’s
Hurt he’s hurt I still take Baker tweet it why did you use a six I don’t like the way you count it it didn’t count like this you counted to four and then you used that was weird that was weird that was really weird if we’re going
Just based off this week in the NFL you have to put Baker in your top five yeah yeah you might put Drew lock in your top five no Burrow’s in there but he’s hurt but right now think about this Drew lock just beat a guy that’s in your top five
How is he not in your top five I’m no longer in my top five because because he got beaten yeah H we’re GNA make a graphic of your top five Jaylen her’s no longer in my top five it’s a yeah good graphic can I be honest I would suck a dick for Jaylen
Herz I don’t know if I’d do that anymore I would maybe hand job but suck a dick suck it spit no swallow I don’t think so man there’s something off and he’s got all the weapons and offensive line is great I might be play calling maybe they
Just are are in a rut I don’t know he has not looked himself this year how many interceptions you said well he has 17 turnovers turnovers yeah I don’t know how how that breaks down with interceptions but yeah 17 turnovers that ties him with uh Josh dos Josh Allen and
Sam how what if the Super Bowl was Jaylen Hertz Peak it might have been that’s what I’m saying idea sometimes you don’t even know that the window’s closing until after it’s shut it’s real shame I’m not not going to say what I was going to say it’s like uh the Bears
Last week window was open for like 4 days mhm and now it’s shut cuz you’re probably goes by that fast four days in three quarters yeah it goes by that fast you’re probably going to lose Kelce in this off season right probably going to retire could lose Lane in theane could
Retire Fletcher Cox brand Cox could retire Brandon Graham Jesus um I mean Lane could retire he was talking about retiring before last year or at the end of last year Big D you should offer him a job big Dom might retire big Dom might retire no big Dom big Dom he’s going
He’s going he’s dying in the streets or in jail I mean after after only two ways we go out jail well there’s only two ways we go out in this life not him he’s back for the playoffs by the way it’s only regular season suspension season
Might be back on yeah that’s going to be that’s going to be great for momentum playoff huge huge all right going to Tampa Bay you don’t think that you could beat the bucks on the road shut up wh what what I’m trying to pump you up Max that was I do think that
Okay all right so like is that is that a successful season I don’t know I’m just trying to in the first round of the play One play at a time Max you’re talking about playoff football you’re talking like the season’s over 10 and four looking at the playoffs oh they did lose
The must win they’re only one of three teams in the NFL to clinch a playoffs SP you know how many teams would die to be in the playoffs right now loser talk yeah he’s a loser I am a loser everyone keeps saying loser I also would like just a clip of
It can you say it again uh with the camera on you no come on no please please say it please I just said it I just said it I’m not I’m notam on you just like to you just like to poke me I’m not I’m just asking you to say it
Again I do feel like I’m in a zoo I’m a zoo animal all right let’s talk something else Jay can you clean up after Max after this is over um Rashard menen Hall had everyone talking on Twitter uh X because he basically said that white go
Guys can’t uh have an opinion on on football anymore I’ve got the direct quote the direct quote I’m sick of average white guys commenting on football sounds like he’s been listening to part of my take yep y’all not even good at football can we please replace
The Pro Bowl with an all black versus all white bow so these cats can stop trying to teach me who’s good at football I’m better than your goat he actually has a great idea now the ratings for this game would be off the charts off theart I think everybody
Would tune into this the problem would be you get some people rooting just like a little bit too hard for their side in this there were there were when he tweeted this there were some people who had the all-white roster way too quickly yeah like wait you’ve been thinking
About this you’ve been thinking about it listen he’s like here’s our offensive line and we got all the tight ends like whoa [ __ ] I had to think about it for a second offensive line would be stacked we’d have like tight almost all the eagles offensive line I actually have a
Theory that Rashard menal might be uh he might actually doing this in favor of chrisan mcaffry getting the MVP because when he put this out there I think we all had the same reaction we went through it you know the roll of decks in your head and like Christian mcaffrey is
The guy you’re like yeah we got him Difference Maker we have he’s literally the best player in the NFL right Chris mcaffry is so good at football that he could make an allh team beat an all black yeah he’s he he his MVP case takes
Gets a huge bump because like a bunch of white dudes are walking around on the internet being like you forgot about Christian mcaffrey I had a different thought initially my my first thought was Patrick Mahomes alltime quarterback yeah both sides or if you if there’s a draft which could get very problematic
Very fast oh the whole thing would be I I like Mahomes goes 1-1 just not so much so that you can have him but also so the other side yeah can’t have him um the running back position I I I like our chances with mcaffrey yeah uh tight ends
Again I feel like we’re stacked stacked I think Darren Waller would probably start we’re stacked with the black we’ have k KD Kelsey hackinson we got ta Hill in at fullback Hill and then TBO TBO would be great dude TBO would ball out you know who
Would ball out in this game would be the boses yeah this would be the boses and Riley Cooper Riley Cooper put it bring him back for one last round we’d have to recruit Julian Edelman to come back to play one game at cornerback for us yeah otherwise we’re [ __ ] no we need Cooper
De jeene Cooper deene and there was Riley Moss who was also cornerback at Iowa who’s on the Broncos now we’re basically playing Iowa football we’re just going to punt the ball the only coughing Corner only fair way to do this kicking is a huge Advantage not not as
Much as you think cuz I crunched the numbers we got Justin Tucker and then Justin Reed would be the kicker for the all black team he was the guy that made that field goal for the Texans and spot Duty well no what about the p uh oh yeah
Field goals we have the punter for the Steelers yeah Harvin for the Steelers would punt but Reed also I is it Justin or Jason Reed one of the two anyways he I think he kicked a 60- yard field goal in practice for the Chiefs last last year so he’s actually pretty good the
Real issue is at wide receiver we’re well no we’re pretty no pretty thin at wide the real issue is is our entire secondary it’s a it’s a very fun hypothetical and I do think people like the majority of the internet had fun with it there was a few people who were
Like this is offensive shut the [ __ ] up it’s a fun stupid hypothetical that like you can’t tell me that every NFL locker room hasn’t had this debate before uh it once you get to secondary it’s like oh man well we might we we’re going to have to
We’re going to have to control the clock we’re going have to run the ball run the ball run the ball I don’t think we can I don’t think we can be let letting our defense out there for very long that’s that’s what I mean when it comes to the
Wide receiver being the Difference Maker because they’re going to have Tyreek Hill yeah and there’s nobody that can guard Tyreek Hilla in the NFL right now and now we’re going to have to ask a uh a college a college punt returner to put the clamps on Tyreek Hill she have to
Hit him at the line the other solution is they have to start cadarius Tony and then maybe we get a couple points off an interception off a drop pass you get pressure on the quarterback or just sack every play yeah yeah I just don’t think uh yeah our secondary would we we would
Over over two seconds our secondary can’t hold up can’t do it I think you just got to play a deep deep Zone and just keep everything ahead of you and make them go down the field hoping they don’t get sacked at least once with like
A we’re going to have to get a lot of strip sacks play yeah play prevent defense and then on our defensive line we’ve got we got a lot of good pass rushers we got TJ watt both boses we have Max Crosby we have Trey Hendrickson and not a lot of interior depth maybe
Aiden Hutchinson can play position what is what do we do about V uh he I think there’s a San team as well okay the San team would probably win everything they would win everything yeah for sure um it was fun though fun hypothetical and we
Also had uh Antonio Brown it was a day of Steelers just tweeting random things online yeah uh Antonio Brown said that hotel sex hit different uh nut everywhere nut on the TV MH everywhere everywhere as one does like you go to you I wouldn’t put it passive if he was
Just like hold on babe I’m about to nut get me the TV take it off the wall for me he probably watches porn and he thinks that he’s actually like nutting on the person his laptop porn yeah his laptop’s just covered in a thin film
Yeah uh at least it’s not nutting on the remote control yes that would be worse TV is still weird TV is still strange still a little weird but also would you expect anything less probably nuts on the TV when he’s on TV watching his old highlights of like stomping a brown
Punter out this this I I I like the fact that the uh the debate was brought up by Rashard mhal yeah and not say Toby Gerhart yeah or as you said Riley Cooper yeah or a white guy Will Compton or Will Compton initiating this debate Will’s
Video was very funny yeah um I I I’m happy to have this debate in like a fun way and not in a like serious way but there are some people getting very very serious and prideful yeah about who’ win this that’s what I’m saying they probably shouldn’t ever play this game
Because the tailgate there and fights in the stands it would be bad this is if you want to destroy America this is how you start a Civil War I yeah no people and it’s very funny too people mansplaining like two other football players like how could you even
Entertain this debate yeah like someone was like said to JJ Watt uh you’re just ignoring the blatant racism for this God forbid a white guy stands up for himself and JJ Watt was just like dude you don’t need to be offended he said white guys can’t play football and I looked myself
In the mirror I was like wait I can play football he’s like he’s having fun on the internet yeah it’s fun I also think can you imagine if they did college game day before the game and then Lee Corso put on the mascot head oh that would be
A problem that would be very funny I would I would like that uh we should can we Sim this game can can we build rosters in Madden CH Chuck is uh our our guy Chuck who works here I misread so Chuck is actually getting married in a
Couple weeks and I was scrolling through Twitter this morning and I saw Chuck’s tweet saying anybody on here good with creating custom rosters for Madden need some help getting around salary cap issue DMS open so I pulled Chuck in my office and I like literally was like
Dude like respect like you’re about to get married and all you care about is your [ __ ] Madden franchise he’s like no I’m trying to make the rosters yeah we should we should the game so he’s on it I think what’s the spread I think I
Have do we call it all blacks I that’s what he said that’s also the New Zealand rugby team yeah right little confusing I’m I’m going to take the African-American team and they’re going to lay uh I’m going to say 25 uh no I’m
Say 14 and a half I say 12 and a half if it gets a 14 I’m hammering the all whites yeah no I I think the control the ball control The Possession a weakness glaring weakness is a glaring weakness yeah no listen it’s also I don’t know
How like that it’s like it’s all you know it’s funny to debate and hypothetical maybe there’s ways to scheme it but like it was also like it it might have also been Jason seahorn just hitting Rashad menahal up and being like here like just do this hypothetical real quick so everyone can remind
Everyone that I was the last white cornerback 20 years ago yeah who who’s the coach I feel like belich would be the natural fit right yeah that’s basically his wide receiver room anyway I mean Tomlin would would definitely Tom Mike McDaniel yeah people forget Dan is it a high scoring game
It’s a high scoring game man I kind of want Dan Campbell if it’s one game to unite all the players yeah who are they going to listen I guess maybe belich but yeah Dan Campbell would be a good leader I think just scream at because you have
To you have to sit down before the game and be like nobody believes in you right no one look at the like how and do you think it’d be high scoring Jake I’d say the total would be like 52 yeah so you can’t you can’t say a couple things if
You’re talking about betting on this game you you can’t say I’m going to hammer the all black team mhm and you can’t say white team wins in a shootout can’t do that I think you can say that white team wins in a shootout yeah maybe just delete that one no I
Mean that’s listen it’s all in context of we’re talking about football yeah we’re talking about football yeah you see we’re talking about football right now it’s fun hypothetical men and Hall Out of Nowhere Men and Hall is got some alltime tweets too yeah he does remember
When bin Laden died and he tweeted out like it’s funny to see a lot of you guys celebrating a man’s death there’s two sides to every story yeah let’s wait for all the facts to come out on this guy Bin Laden even even will I mean will
Played in the league so it’s like people that get mad at him he like I play in the league this is what we talk about and menthal just tweeting a picture of him with a Super Bowl like no actually it wasn’t a Super Bowl menthal AFC Championship people were yelling at him
About like hey you hav’t [ __ ] and then he tweeted out a picture to dunk on people of him holding the AFC championship trophy in the air and then a lot of people were responding with his fumble in the Super Bowl which was caused by um one of the one of the All
Pro whites Kay Matthews okay the only other thing I had for uh before we get to Hot SE cool Throne I got a little QB uh column a column B blind resume you want to do it yeah okay you ready First 48 career starts record for Q QB uh 1 20 and 28
Record for qb2 19 and 29 passer rating for uh qb1 85.5 pass rating for qb2 85.4 pretty much the same pass pass uh touchdown to interception 55 to 35 55 to 33 uh both had 12,000 yard 12,000 yards both 6.7 yards per attempt okay who’s qb1 who’s qb2 I think
They were pretty even right yes almost exactly even yes I’m going to say uh the two QBs yes not in each order uh Trevor Lawrence and Justin Fields no okay Trevor Lawrence and Daniel Jones but I also saw the Trevor Lawrence Justin Fields one going around and my point is Trevor Lawrence
Is starting to feel the heat he is he starting to get blind resumed a lot he is uh I still think he’ll be fine but we have the expectation for Trevor Lawrence because he never lost and he never lost before Trevor Lawrence like gets the benefit of being playing in Jacksonville
Media not as harsh and also the Jaguars are and I don’t think I’m like being hurtful to Jaguars fans a loser organization so he gets a little bit more leeway but once you see the blind resumés it’s like uh oh here comes the narrative changing shifting on you it’s
Like the first sign if you if you see a random blind resume for your quarterback you got to stop yourself be like wait a second why are why are a bunch of accounts doing this why am I getting blind resume yeah uh Trevor Lawrence when when he was brought into the league
They asked him about playing in a small Market he had a great answer for it he said actually Jacksonville is the biggest Market if you’re talking about total area of the city he’s a weird dude it’s got more miles in it than the other NFL City yeah he’s a strange guy he’s a
Strange guy strange guy I think he should get a neck tattoo he just become his brother slowly well no his brother’s more like uh artsy fartsy yeah it’s like an artist oh you’re thinking neck tattoo is in like hard like a mechanic neck tattoo I used to sell cars with a guy
Who had a neck tattoo and it his neck tattoo just said the word money on it right across the front of his neck I like that that’s tough if you’re going to a car dealership and you’re like I hope I don’t get [ __ ] over by a
Salesman on this deal and he has a neck tattoo that says money going across the Mone I like that a lot I like that a lot but yeah Trevor Lawrence the first time you get blind resumed I’m just saying it’s always the sign that something’s up
It’s like a uh it’s like a squirrel with like a fluffy tail and you’re like we’re going to have a bad winter yeah a blind resume is like hey The Narrative is is Shifting here he might he might also just need to cut his hair could cut his
Hair no long-haired quarterback has ever won a Super Bowl people forget that also when you’re doing a blind resume if you’re doing the Silhouettes yeah with Trevor Lawrence you can you can spot Trevor Lawrence by way it’s like that flow that’s Trevor Lawrence yes uh okay
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The game um she had kind of like standing courtside tickets to Knicks games whenever she wanted to go she would get comped courts side tickets she left they had a comeback 21o win against the Heat wait she was on the wood she was on the wood she left in the middle
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Okay so I kind of respect James Dolan for James Dolan is petty he’s the pettiest he’s the pettiest person in the entire world he he bans everybody he had like facial recognition software put in on the security cameras and then people’s pictures that he had personally banned from games uploaded to the system
So they’d be able to tell when they were in his building cat killer cat what remember yeah rerp oh okay I thought you said James Dolan killed a cat no no I’m saying not that we know of he flipped out though so yeah and Charles Oakley
Yep and all of us actually yeah yes so me and big cat were going to host a show at one of his properties in New York had nothing to do with the garden and uh Dolan got word of it and was like nope they’re not welcome inside these doors
Yeah no he’s a petty King it was the thing with the standup trying to find a venue too cuz he like owns all the places in Vegas that’s why we couldn’t book the sphere right there’s also a chance he just might be doing like School the sphere I just give out
Mushrooms to everyone what if we what if we got the sphere and we turn the entire picture into just that one post-workout pick of incredible incredible um I he also James zolan just might be doing like uh like fifth grade be mean to the hot girl thing oh could work yeah
Put gum in her hair you’re not allowed here anymore sorry he has a boys club and now em R is like oh man James Dolan he’s so mean to me but like it’s kind of funny yeah every other guy in the world is trying to get me onto their wood yeah
And James Dolan is throwing me off his wood yes yes yeah and then and then in like a week you have a a walk back where you’re like you know what we’re going to unban imrat from from this building and then it’s going to be imrat night and
I’m going to have to host and so I’m going to show you all around take you on the facilities yeah he listen I’m I’m coming around a little bit on Old James Dolan he is funny his kazoo band is not it’s not the worst kazoo band I’ve ever
Heard in my life he’s one of those owners that you would never want to be your owner but from afar he’s very funny yeah yeah uh then my cool throw it was it was healthy debate with the allh versus all black team I also John Moran
Is back oh yeah that was going to be my I tried to find apparently they don’t have offers or like markets for NBA comeback player of the year but I was curious if he was on there what’s he coming back from guns from having a gun
Addicted to guns he loves guns he does yeah I’m ruting for him yeah come I think I think it it’s a very simple process come back all all he has to do is not be filmed in an Instagram live holding a gun I’m rooting for him to play well come back everything go
Well I’m also kind of rooting for him to flash another gun on Instagram live I it’s funny it’s funny to me it’s kind of the James Dolan thing where like it’s kind of funny if he just keeps going it gets funnier and funny like like a
Bigger gun right it was RPG it was it was like oh this is a problem the first couple times and then it was like wait he literally can’t stop doing this now it’s kind of funny I think I don’t want anyone to get hurt pulls yeah it would
Be great if he just became a big Second Amendment guy guy yeah and he was doing I mean he’s already doing like the front-facing car selfie videos right if’s like are my rights he openly says like I’m here to protect myself in mys as the good lord gave us in the Second
Amendment yeah I don’t want him shooting anyone I don’t want anyone get hurt I just want him to just like keep making all the NBA like writers have and like people online have a have a serious talk about John Morant holding a gun also hasn’t John Morant done more to raise
Awareness about gun safety and the dangers of gun use true than every NBA player that hasn’t shown a gun on Instagram live multiple times we’re having the conversation because John Morant are we are also you see the Lakers put up a a banner so that’s going to be my be
So far I’ve had three of my hot seats cool through that’s okay that’s all right do you have bowl game collapses on there I had that no I might I didn’t have M but I saw ODU ODU was up 28 nothing and lost they were not only up 28 nothing they
Western Kentucky put in their third Stringer and they blew a 28 nothing lead and then got a field goal blocked in regulation with like three minutes left and then in overtime ODU was on the one yard line couldn’t score then got a penalty they got another field goal blocked it was bowl
Games I might be out of bowl games I might I love bowl games and I say this and I’ll probably bet it tonight I love bowl games but it causes so much pain this time of year to watch these teams play means nothing in the swings the ups and
Downs it was quite it was quite an exp it was like right at like four o’clock when you’re like I shouldn’t be watching this bowl game I had way too much money riding on on players I don’t know and transfer portals everyone’s I’m probably gonna take uh
Let’s see Marshall tonight I’m in a weird situation this year where now I have I have a can’t miss bowl game with my team for the first time ever yeah and it’s happening like what is it Saturday that’s the 23rd mhm going to be around family they’ve never had to deal with
The excuse of hey I need to be checked out of this family get together because my team is playing in a Bull game before do you need them to JMU is different though than work do you need them to talk like at least to be like it’s an
NFL or like it’s it’s a little easier to be like on my college team bowl game do you even talk to my entire family because that’s all Wisconsin games no every game no but I mean literally every game I’m like I can’t I’m sorry guys I’m I’m gambling on
Bowl game I you are a good example of like this could be way worse yeah no all all my all my memories of like this two weeks stretch in the calendar is just like what bowl games happen yeah sorry I’m going home for only two and a half
Days one of which I’m going to be watching a JMU game and then I’m flying back on Christmas day to do the part of my Take podcast it could be so much worse and then just have a live stream a big cat just gambling the entire week
Yeah yeah that’s that’s not a bad strategy actually yeah I mean listen I love this time of year I hate this time of year but I love this time of year PF there’s also NFL Saturday so you could say it’s work there you go NFL Saturday’s work but
Then I’m but then now I’m gonna have to go to a place that has two TVs yeah yeah yeah this is going to be I’m G to have to pull an alltime just excuse type of weekend I’m gonna have to be on my aame okay what do you got your hoty cool
Thr my hot seat is the University of Georgia because they lost Star Quarterback uh Dylan Rola and he committed yesterday to the University of Nebraska so his father went so the Corn Huskers are back the Georgia fans didn’t do a very good job of preventing his plane from taking off from Athens and
Flying up to Lincoln nebras so he was able to commit to Nebraska and then he he announced his his intention with an alltime poem did you read his poem yeah it was it was kind of like Andrew Dice Clay without any uh offensive things in
It you kept waiting for him to be like like oh yeah I don’t I read it because I don’t I I thought it was a joke when I saw it I did too I thought it was a troll in the realm of college dreams where purpose takes flight I don’t know
What that means purpose Taking Flight yeah sounds like a Sean McVey or Sean mcdermit preseason speech enter Dylan Rola crafting his narrative in the night once lured by Georgia where Powerhouse Glory gleamed that’s good alliteration right there yeah yet Nebraska’s purpose in his heart brightly beamed this is so
Like in The Scarlet and cream is that what they’re called scarlet and cream Nebraska is the scarlet and cream what are they that that’s hilarious scarlet and cream in The Scarlet and cream that’s the uh cover of the Metallica load album is actually Scarlet cream is Scarlet cream gray and lighter cream
Okay lighter cream oh even a lighter cream they got two cream if you have two creams you have one colors of Panton scarlet and cream is not invoked like battle it does not in the scarlet and cream were legacies entwine Dylan Like Rogers roier and Crouch a hero in the
Line no longer a cog in some Powerhouse machine but a quarterback with an even grander ambition unseen what the [ __ ] is this so fellow fans await with hope in the air for Dylan to choose his purpose to declare in a weekend’s decision Destiny calls to fulfill his purpose where a new Dynasty
In THS it this sounds like like a ninth grade poetry concept so crazy lit yeah analyzing all the types of poems he’s already a bust in my eyes I also think that I’m happy for Nebraska fans but you can’t be you can’t be feeling good about that poem
Yeah I don’t know I feel like he wrote this poem using like uh thesaurus or not thesur rhyming dictionary.com to figure out what rhymes with calls to fulfill his purpose where a new Dynasty inths I what is in mean Hank enthralls makes you curious it excites you exciting I’m
Enthralled yeah you’re capture the fascinated attention of can can a a new Dynasty enthrall yeah also you thought of a dynasty is how are you going to have a dynasty in today’s college football you’re GNA be in that means you’re going to transfer next year no
That means he’s got to stay for at least two seasons I yeah I I’m I was good for Nebraska I’m not trying to [ __ ] on Nebraska I’m happy I like want Nebraska to be good that poem ruined it all for me yeah the minute I saw the poem I was like what is
Going on it’s a tough it’s very corny but that’s actually good for Nebraska yeah and I think we’re just getting old because it’s like all the top it’s like Caleb Williams he cries it’s like all this stuff is so goofy but then it’s like he’s the number one recruit this is
The number one recruit it’s so goofy but maybe it’s just us is he is he a warrior poet I missed the days when a guy would just sit on you know a local telecast and do the fake like reach for this hat then take the other one that would be it
They could have just done a high coup and made it quicker 575 they could have just not done that they could have just said he’s going to Nebraska everyone was excited about it he could yeah he could have literally said I want to play football for the Nebraska Corn Huskers
And Matt rule yeah I’m go big that’s actually a great poem yes go Big Red is a perfect poem yes go Big Red uh okay your cool Throne my cool Throne is Banner talk Banner talk in the NBA the Los Angeles Lakers unveiled their inseason tournament champ CH ship banner
Last night they uh unveiled it amongst the NBA Championship banners that they have hanging up at the Staple Center whatever they called it now it’s always a staple center to me I’m like Bill plasy yeah stap I think it’s crypto is it really I think it’s something else
Now oh yeah they changed it again it was the crypto crypto cell it’s the Staple Center no it is crypto yeah the heat change there crypto.com a crypto type uh so a lot of people are talking about whether or not there should be a banner whether or not it should be unveiled in
Seon whether or not the inseason tournament should be something to be this proud of I actually have a solution for this because I think that if you’re Adam Silver you want your players to celebrate the inseason tournament because then it means next year’s inseason tournament yeah will be taken
More serious yes there should just be one Banner oh and the team that wins it should get to have it in their arena for the remainder of that year into next year where they have to give it up and another team then gets to possess that Banner because you can’t have like every
NBA team eventually having an inseason tournament banners it’s also it’s good for the league that the Lakers won the first one because if it was the Pacers that won the first one then next year if there’s a team that’s historically not great that wins it then it’s almost like
You don’t want to win becomes like a joke of a banner but having just one Banner that gets passed around I think is the way out of this one I think it should just be like a it shouldn’t be a banner it should be like a large patch
That way if you do win the actual title you can put the patch on the real Banner okay so it’s like almost like a a Girl Scout yeah I like that adding adding some some some flare or you get it on your jersey yeah you get to wear the
Patch on your jersey yeah like like that like because it shouldn’t be a full Banner that that was the only thing I didn’t like like Banners are Banner like those should be raised for real reasons like if you’re retiring a number or you win a title this one should be or if
You’re the Cults and you finish you know second in the AFC South those are the type of things you raise banners for this should be like a yeah a patch that can be added to a banner so every team has a banner and then you have to earn
The patches every team should actually raise a banner for where they finish in that season and then you had a patch if you won the inseason tournament actually what about this would be funny if you had to raise like a last place like the Pistons had to raise like a six win
Banner I like where you’re at in terms of shaming teams for not being well uh what if every team that didn’t win had to raise a banner that said NBA in season tourn Loser yeah and it’s a picture of Max face yeah he I am a loser
Just yeah every team the winner doesn’t get anything they just get the right to not have a loser banner I like that I like that too yeah or just a giant L yeah yep loser banner I think we just solved it yeah shaming team should be
More in Vogue you like the Pistons next year should have to raise a banner being like we won four games yeah I mean a banner at the end of the day is a participation trophy that you get for not winning right right I also shouldn’t talk about the Pistons because you know
Fun fact not losing the Pistons have been over 500 for more days this year than the Bulls one uh I think it’s like two days the Pistons beat the Bulls to go to two- one and the Bulls were one- two I don’t think the Pistons have one yeah they
Haven’t what are they 24 24 game losing streak two and 25 two and 25 really they’re technically two and one the Wizards oh the Pistons a giant thank you card giant thank you card it’s it’s like you don’t have to be faster than the tiger you just have to be faster than
The guy that’s running against you against the tiger did you see that Jordan pool highlight the other night it’s awesome Jordan pool listen buying league pass this year for Wizards highlights has been the best investment of my life Jordan pool for people who missed it uh he there was like 40
Seconds left and he was going to Chuck up a three he flopped after the chucked up three like trying to get a call no call then the Wizards stole the ball back he got the ball back like 3 seconds later and then slid where he had flopped
And fallen down on the floor and it was like Instant Karma well don’t lie yeah um all right my hot seat is us boys we’ve done it again swifties are back after us so this comes from um Tik Tock user book b Danny uh shout out she’s a
Listener she’s awl I’ll take awls anyway they come so uh she had this analysis of our discussion about Taylor Swift and the F-word on Monday’s show I’ll play it for you this is from her Tik Tok showed Taylor Swift up in the box and uh she
Used the f word yep loudly yep and you have to wonder like is that the kind of girl that we want as the face of the NFL nope I don’t think so yeah as a father of a Swifty I I think I’m G to have to
Ban it now I mean it’s disgusting my son did actually say [ __ ] the other day and I I had to I had him tell me it again because I wanted to laugh and then I was like don’t ever [ __ ] say that I have no words Absol abely no words for
This I like if I even have to explain why that was so disgustingly misogynistic and hypocritical and double standard I have no hope for Humanity sure okay uh first of all if she has to even explain first of all it’s Mis agenic yeah and right off the bat you’re
Telling me not very educated mispronouncing that word second of all she didn’t really refute our Point she which was that Taylor Swift Taylor Swift taught your son how to use the f word M and now your son is probably going to get kicked out of preschool yep and it’s
Because of Mrs Swift yes she’s a bad example for all of us miss Swift it also was very funny that she she listened to that as it was dead serious and then heard me tell a story about my son saying the f- word and me
Saying I had to have him repeat it so I could laugh and then told him to never [ __ ] do it again mhm and she couldn’t connect the two right that was as really Galaxy brain [ __ ] yeah listen she could she was like I’m going to take them
Seriously here and then I just wow the NFL they cannot deal with the face of the league saying cuss words no okay the NFL The Shield is about more than that it’s about integrity it’s about covering up concussion usage and it’s about a lot of other stuff but it’s not about
Swearing in front of kids that’s a bad example for the children um I think that Taylor Swift should be banned from all NFL games yes and broadcasts yes until until she goes to rehab to try to get off her addiction to cussing and there was some people in the comments saying
Like oh but momes swears I’ve never seen him swear I’ve never seen I’ve never seen him swear I never seen a coach swear there’s no there’s no room for swearing in sports listen watch Hard Knocks and you watch how the coaches talk to their players right it’s they’re
Set up good example they’re trying to teach them the power of positive reinforcement there’s no shaming that’s why we like watching that stuff and the it’s the one place in America that we can go to escape the Taylor Swifts of the world they should slap the paral
Advisory she should have to get a parental advisory tattoo on her arm until she can prove to herself and to us and to children that she’s a good role model I can’t even I don’t I don’t have I don’t even like don’t even make me explain why her saying the FW is
Problematic I can’t I don’t want to do it do you know what the FW stands for in the history of the FW I can’t I if you don’t if you don’t know already then I don’t have the energy to explain that to you for free yeah do you know how
Many people have been FW worded a lot yeah you sit listen f- wording is trauma obiously yeah because the world is overpopulated and guess how all these people have gotten here FWS F wording you know there was a guy in Germany that Rose to power in the 1920s and 30s and
He was there because his parents word mhm GL warming global warming well no Taylor Swift doesn’t care about that she has a private jet true yeah I’m okay with the private chat yeah yeah I am too Go On Queen be mother we’re actually we’re the biggest Taylor Swift fans in
Existence because we want Taylor to succeed and she’s got a bunch of cronies out there that apologize and make excuses for her foul language in her potty mouth and all we want Taylor to do is to be a great role model because she’s honestly she’s better than that do
You know what it is is like if T I’m not trying to tell Taylor Swift what to do she can she’s a grown ass woman she can slay Queen all she wants what I’m trying to say is there is no place for swearing at a football game in the stands like
Come on and this is a place where people are supposed to come together in sport enjoy each other like you see like Cowboys and Eagles fans hand inand watching their teams go and at the end of the game they Shake hands and they say great game fella and they walk away
Yeah that’s what happens did you see the Army Navy game yeah those guys at the end of the day they’re all for a common goal they don’t they don’t hate each other going into the game they’re there to watch good football and not only is it the cussing but it’s also the alcohol
Use that Taylor Swift has brought into football they made a point of not showing fans ever consuming alcohol on screen at NF games until Taylor Swift gets up there with her cray soda and she’s just she’s slurping it down for all of America to see now all of our
Kids are walking and being like Oh I want to drink they think it’s called a Taylor Swift they think that drinking is called oh I’m swifting MH no it’s not okay and it’s not fun and millions of people die every year because of alcohol and to have Taylor Swift glorifying that
And swearing on national TV in the same season I just think she’s so much better than that yeah well is she though I don’t even want to talk about it I don’t want to explain it if she is or not well we don’t have the words yeah uh make
Sure you clip all this so that we can put it out uh last thing about this um I really just love idea that maybe this woman listens and she’s like got him again mhm or got him again she might be doing a double troll on him I that
Thought occurred to me this morning when I watched it the second time and I was like maybe she’s just like the biggest awl of all oh he’s so far in on it tche off the the comments I I feel like it’s more likely than that cuz who’s
Like it’s one thing when people see Clips like the whole the whole first thing happened because of a clip and that with algorithms and stuff it might just get fed to you if you’re not a fan if you’re listening to a podcast feed the way that she was in the video it’s
Like how do you get there if you don’t understand satire do make a clip of it the best no she was the video she had was her she yeah that’s what I’m saying so it wasn’t taking she didn’t like stum across I think I think it’s more likely
That she’s there has us it’s more likely than that than her listening and not understanding satire right but I listen I watched her other videos I don’t may it was that was that was my takeaway was like it’s one the first thing if it’s a clip that happens Clips get taken out
Contacts all the time that’s that’s social media but to be on listening as if she was listening to it regularly and then to Big cat’s point was like gotcha if she was actually trolling us I I would want to maybe hire her because I I think that would be a very funny
Addition of the show to have somebody whose entire job is to get pissed off at things that we say out of context and to go viral being like these guys are the worst yeah that would be the best marketing we could ever have oh wait
Dave did just chime in I love it he uh all the comments section was like being like I can’t believe Dave hire like employs these guys he’s got a comment on it he literally just tweeted pervert my take back up to their usual Mis misogynistic tricks it’s crazy how
Threatened they are by females watching football this is great it’s so great pervert my take pervert my take hard on my take yeah man the fword not here not now not ever agreed he loves pervert my take loves it he thinks the funniest thing ever did he
Come up with that yeah yeah but all you got to do is hit him back with the daav Democrat and he’ll shut up yeah Dave I regret to inform you that Dave poroy has gone woke Dave Democrat trying to police language yet again yeah this is sad the
Uh okay uh oh wait I have a cool Throne no I don’t it was Nebraska Dylan Roy we all just took each other’s yeah repeatedly yeah we did Jake my hot seat is the mayor of New York City yes yeah this guy quite something I think I I
Think I love this guy now yeah so he was asked on Pix 11 local news describe 2023 in one word every day you wake up Mr Mayor we’ve come to the end of what was a very eventful 2023 right so when you look at the totality of the year if you
Had to describe it and it’s tough to do in one word what would that word be and tell me why uh New York um this is a place where every day you wake up uh you could experience everything from a PL crashing into our Trade Center to a a
Person who’s celebrating a new business that’s open uh this is a very very complicated City and that’s why it’s the greatest City on the globe Mr Mayor so that’s quite a take no reason why I need to add that he’s on the hot seat yeah I
No I multiple words this is just kind of new yeah I think it’s like Eric Adams is not on the hot seat because this is kind of what Eric Adams is yeah and he’s just basically a guy that that seems like he has a head injury that gets paraded in
Front of the media every now and again just says like you know I think a lot of things are true at the same time in this city and you have to appreciate all points of view thank you this has been mayor Adams that’s kind of what he
Does quite a quite a quote I mean cheering on a business mask death plane goes into Towers one in the same yeah that’s what that’s what makes this city great yeah take the good with the bad two words for a one answer yeah yeah you don’t really have to do anything to be
Mayor of New York that’s what I’ve realized from living there cuz everyone’s going to hate you no matter what so the best strategy is to just not do anything yeah yeah not even live there yeah didn’t Eric Adams not live there he lived in New Jersey yeah he had
Like a fake apartment in Brooklyn yeah I think I would be a great mayor of New York I think I really would I wouldn’t do [ __ ] yeah you got to just be like uh you know a couple free concerts here and there maybe a a some kind of new like
Drone robot police dog yeah they hire an exterminator for like 200k yeah yeah yeah I would hire war on the rats I would get like Robo on the rats get RoboCop to patrol the sewers and just destroy all the I would probably bring what eats rats snakes I would just dump
Rats eat I would dump cheese I would dump a fuckload isn’t that obvious I would dump a fuckload of snakes into the sewers and be like solve the rat problem then I would build a beach on the Hudson River and be like go to the beach it’s
Fun now New York has everything no I’d build a I I would put a bunch a a shitload of snakes into the uh sewer system get all the rats and then I would get all the Irish people to dress up in kilts and then go beat the snakes off
The island and then we have St Patrick’s Day too I think no matter what New York you it’s impossible to have an approval rating as Merit of like over 50% yeah no that’s unless the teams are winning someone has to do the job yeah but they
Don’t I know yeah ever it’s kind of crazy at this point do you think if the Yankees juliani he wasn’t like was the peak of juliani was the peak of the New York people loved him because it was like yeah the Yankees the peak of New
York Sports in the last like five years was that DeVito and and Zack Wilson won offensive player of the week at the same week they’re a joke I think so two teams of city oh judge that was hang the banner Jake Jesus most home runs ever the seon Home Run Champion officially is
Not okay what’s your cool Throne my cool Throne is my alma moer Syracuse football they are having arguably the best off season in all college football what about Kyle mcord okay what about Nebraska okay but is it is it now this is a a uh debate that we’re going to
Have in the transfer portal is a player who’s not good good because he went to a better team well I think people are trashing kic cord because he had Ohio State Standards at Syracuse if you go nine and three that’s amazing you know he wasn’t good though but he want 11 and
One yeah their defense did very well and they he was he wasn’t good Marvin Marvin Harrison great player exting again Syracuse standards okay yeah uh well is he are you excited about this being the best offseason because you got a player who used to be highly yeah you can you
Know his name five star yeah we got a festar guy listen if if you’re Syracuse you should celebrate this but Jake we are I don’t know if you should say that you’ve had the best offseason of any program in my book okay yeah you can
Have a book yeah you can have a book yeah know there’s been some teams I will not have literally has everyone come to the SIP they’re [ __ ] killing it uh okay should we get to our interview we’ve got let’s start with Colt McCoy and then we have Sean stellato in studio uh col
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Thought it’d be perfect get you on talk a little NFL talk a little college football uh and let’s start there is Texas back hey I tell you what it’s been fun to watch them this year because they’ve won a lot of close games and then you
Know you you always want to play good down the stretch and you know games that we felt like they probably should have blown the guys out they you know maybe struggled with but they ultimately found a way to win and towards the end of the season I I told everyone around me like
These guys are playing great the Iowa State game you know on the road that kind of was a trap game you know came back home handled Texas Tech played good in the big to I mean they’re just they’re trending up in my opinion yeah and that’s that’s a great place to be
Yeah and on the other side you’ve got Alabama also trending up have you allowed yourself you can’t look ahead can’t look past any opponents have you allowed yourself to think about potential Revenge game rematch Alabama Texas in the national championship game mine hasn’t gone there fully yet but
That would be awesome that would be incredible I think I think the fans I think for you know everybody in Texas you know we felt we felt good going into that game back in 2009 ended but for now it’s like gotta get through Washington but that would be
Awesome I mean it would be and it’d be in our backyard right right there in Houston yeah you had a great team back then I was in Austin at the time I remember how electric the feeling was in Texas for that little run but are you
Are you ready and at a point in life to admit that the clock operator screwed up when you were playing against Nebraska and that you shouldn’t have had time left to kick a field goal can can we say that for all the Nebraska fans out there
The Huskers do you apologize to them the amount of Nebraska teammates I’ve had throughout my career in the NFL that that won’t look at me the first time they see me is is it’s a high number uh the will comptons of the world yeah but
I think I think we all learned you know the ball has to hit the ground for the clock to stop right and I got lucky that the ball hit whatever it was the side of the bleach or the ground or you know I I would I wouldn’t have been able to tell
You that rule before you know if they tell you to throw the ball away they say you know throw it in the nickel seats or or whatever and now now everybody knows when the ball hits the ground that that’s when the clock stops or whatever how how more importantly from
That game how scary was was n Nama Su uh and going up against him because that that was a season that he was he should have won the Heisman he was like the best player in college football by a large margin but going up against him like he dominated that game he dominated
Every game he played in was it scary going up against him being like there’s nothing my guys can do in front of me he’s I just know that at least like five or six times I’m gonna have to have him running after me a game yeah you know we
We had played pretty good that year we we were actually in my opinion better in 2008 than we were in 2009 but in 2009 it was like there’s a lot of new players a lot of young receivers um but we we found ways to to win and leading into
That game we we had been playing good we blew out A&M the week before um and I we all heard about in domican Sue right you you’re hear about him all year but you don’t really know how good he was until you got out on the field and played
Against him and we tried to double team him it wasn’t working you know they were they were constantly in the back field but if you did double team him you know his running buddy Jared cck on the other side was like making plays too right so I mean their their defensive game plan
Against us that day we couldn’t do anything um we dropped a couple touchdowns early in the game that would have made a big difference but you know we got the ball late and found a way to go down and get a field goal and and
Sneak out of there but that was not a fun game I promise yeah they they beat you up pretty good in that game I remember watching it going back to just growing up with the name Colt McCoy did you know from a young age that your
Parents just wanted you very much to be a quarterback well I was fortunate because um my dad was my high school football coach right we we lived in small towns out in West Texas and um you know having him as my coach was awesome right um and
So I didn’t know if I was ever going to have the chance to go play college football in fact I didn’t I didn’t get recruited till very very late I thought I was going to go play college basketball that’s what I wanted to do um
And then we had a pretty good team at my my small West Texas high school um and we won a bunch of games kind of my Junior and Senior year and like like right before my senior year started I ended up going to one of those one-day
Mini camps that that you know schools have now or they did back then and kind of started on the side of the field where you know it was just kind of not that great of players and then by the end of the day you kind of end up in the
Section where there’s the good players and all of a sudden people are like where are you from what what’s your name and and that’s kind of how it happened I got recruited late and kind of snuck in ut I think everybody was disappointed they didn’t get Ryan pero or Mark
Sanchez those were the two guys in my class uh and then I you know the best thing that ever happened to me was I I red shirted um and was able to sit in the meetings and be at practice and run scout team the year that we won the
National Championship in’ 05 with Vince Young and then you know and then I had to earn my way uh after that you fought off competition every year at UT it’s how it is and ended up getting to play for four years which has been a huge blessing yeah I just remember seeing the
Name Colt McCoy and I thought to myself it’s just that man’s destiny that he’s the St St in quarterback at the University of Texas you can’t have Colt McCoy on your roster and be like I think that’s qb2 I know you earned it but the name alone that was you were you were
Always going to be the qu was it a nickname that was given to you because your real name’s Dan I didn’t know you were allowed to do that my name’s Dan no it’s it’s my middle name but I’ve like for whatever reason everyone in my family has gone by their middle names
All the all the guys in my family smart I don’t know I didn’t know I was allowed to do that I would have been a Colt yeah everybody [ __ ] like Colt is a so sick Colt is an alltime name just you can’t be mad at Colt that’s just cult being CT
Yeah hey are you are you officially retired you know um after last season I ended up I had an elbow surgery and I fought through it man I pra I worked hard I you know OTAs and training camp like I managed it and things and uh when I got released by the
Cardinals I I’ve just it’s just it’s not at the point where I feel like really good about it you know I’m working through it you know I certainly have had opportunities and taken a lot of calls um but I just it’s just still bothering me dude so we’ll see yeah because you
Are a quintessential and I hope you don’t take this the wrong way because being in the NFL for as long as you are like very hard to do but you are the quintessential like guy who can go win us a game like oh let’s give Colt McCoy
A call like if he if like in a pinch he can go win you a game yeah I appreciate that you know I I had certainly had a lot of opportunities in NFL my whole time played 14 years um you know you know sort of my killes
Hill has been when I’ve had the opportunity to kind of like grab it by the rain I’ve had an injury I’ve gotten hurt yeah um which is frustrating um and this this last time dude I was um fighting and fighting and fighting and it’s just these elbows are nagging man
They you know you know I understand the game at this point 14 years in kind of what it takes you know for me for my family and you know I certainly you know would love to get back in I just my elbow is not feeling great yeah that
Sucks did uh was one of those calls that you got this year from a team that’s in New York and wears green yeah that was that was early on right like that that happened you know golly what a bummer I’m I’m I’m a huge Aaron Rogers fan I mean like you just
The whole time I’ve been in the NFL like I’ve had the chance to watch him play against him um and golly like what a what a bummer that was you know a couple plays in or whatever uh for that to happen to not only but to the Jets right
They were that was going to be a cool story yeah yeah so this year in the NFL feels like we’ve had a lot of injuries a lot of backup quarterbacks you’ve you’ve backed up some guys you’ve obviously started a lot of games what’s the one thing that we don’t understand about
Being a backup quarterback that like when when a guy comes in and doesn’t isn’t successful right away and we [ __ ] on him like we’ve got it wrong because I think maybe even it’s just not getting the snaps how how much that actually matters like how much does that actually
Matter matter if you’re not getting first team reps in training camp you know as the season starts then you’re just thrust in there yeah I mean listen everyone thinks being the backup quarterback is a glorious job right you get paid and you don’t have to play much
You don’t have to put your body through the through the ringer um and you know that that is a lot of that is true you know everybody wants to play though right and so I think for me um you know the years that I’ve been a backup uh in
The NFL it’s just you you you work hard like you work harder you’re there earlier you’re there later because you’re you know I used to always like to give you know whoever the starter was like a lot of my notes like things that I’ve the extra time that I’ve put in
Like I see them doing this on these situations right and that helped the guy in front of me but that also helped me right because you never know at what point you’re going to get put in and I always wanted to be the guy that if I
Was put in that situation like everybody knew I was ready to go and you know that’s that’s not easy to do it requires it requires a lot and um I think you look across the league there’s some guys who are doing it really well right now right Jake Browning in Cincinnati like
Coming off the bench and playing as well as he has Gardner menu in Indie like he’s he’s put together some really nice games and you know it’s it’s a it’s a it’s a tribute to them and how hard they’ve worked and sort of their career
Path to kind of just figure out how to be in that role you know a lot of it is you know I would say one of the most important things across the league is like how how good is your quarterback room right like from a from a like just
Everyday standpoint are you boys like do you trust each other like is there there’s a camaraderie in there right and and those rooms that seem to have that are the teams that seem to be pretty good and a lot of that has to do with the backup quarterback like you want you
Want to bring value to the room based on your knowledge based on your skill set but you’re you’re there to help you’re you’re you’re an extra set of eyes for the offensive coordinator during the game you know you’re you’re the one talking to the quarterback in game like
Adjustments all that so um I loved being in that position we all wanted to play but I I got to see it in a lot of different rooms I learned a lot of different offenses I kind of looked at it as another arrow in my quiver every
Time I I learned a new system and uh dude I I just love the game right I’m bummed that you know I’m not out there but at the same time you know I count my blessings for 14 years yeah yeah get that elbow right we might see it back
Out there again what’s the best room that you’ve ever been a part of over your career oh man um I been been in a lot I would say the best dude who made um the biggest difference for me was my rookie year in Cleveland Jake delom oh
Right Jake Jake was uh I’m really really talented quarterback obviously went to a Super Bowl should have won a Super Bowl against New England right late in his career he gets scooped up by the Browns he’s the starter um you know I end up he gets an ankle sprain I ended up being
Thrust into there like week four or five in my rookie year and I played good in my rookie year but a lot of it had to do with him and just he seen the game he played in NFL Europe the stories he could tell uh the kind of guy that he
Was uh and for me you know I never dreamed of going to the NFL so I was like well I’m going to I’m going to if I ever get in position like Jake is where like I’m a starter and I lose my job like I’m G to act the
Exact same way Jake acted with class with character he’s helpful and if he’s not on the field he’s bringing value in so many other ways to the entire football team and a sportsmanship he’s a very cool guy Jake is awesome awesome dude awesome sometimes you can’t understand him he’s got that Louisiana
Cajun vibe to him like yeah you like what did you just say but like he’s awesome it’s funny you were talking about like how you can engra iate yourself into a quarterback room as a backup we were talking to Chase Daniel last year and he said his move was to
Always go in and buy the most expensive espresso machine coffee maker possible and then bring that in and then that upgrades the room but everyone’s like [ __ ] Chase just upgraded our room with a piece of hardware and now everybody likes him would you like come in first
Day hey here’s a bunch of donuts bring in breakfast for everybody what did you have a move I I mean that’s a that is a that’s a better move by Chase for sure um you know one of the things I started doing late in my career you know was I
Would sit down at you know I would run the scout team right or or most of the time and I would meet with the defensive coordinator going into the week like hey I don’t think that this pressure is going to work or I don’t think you know
This coverage like it’s too it’s easy to see like you’re not confusing me at all like I know exactly where to go with the ball you know and so there was there was a lot of good dialogue late in my career you know and I felt like I added a lot
Of value that way that I was you know able to give some good feedback to coordinators and I learned a lot of defense that way too like rules and responsibilities of you know secondary players rushers um and so it’s just you know I think I think being in that role
You always have to get yourself ready to play that’s the most important thing but then it’s like okay if I’m going to be here 12 hours a day like away from my family grinding all the time extra like I’m going to learn things that have value and they’re
Going to help me you know forever right how I see the game how I watch a game how I can you know coaches call all the time like how do you how can you talk their language like that’s the things that I really tried to to bring value in
Yeah with the scout team that’s interesting to me hearing a a backup talk about that because I always imagine like a scout team quarterback doing method acting going to that week like oh I got to be Lamar Jackson this week in practice so you get real stretched out
You start running how how much would you adapt your game to whichever a quarterback you were trying to simulate that’s a great point the weeks that we played Lamar Jackson they they definitely insert like a receiver who was gonna juke people I just sit back and watch uh but the weeks they would
You know play you know more heavy pass game like you you would enjoy those weeks because it’s like you’re going to see a lot of different coverages um you know you’re gonna you’re going to be able to give good feedback on you know how how you can you know make decisions
Is it you know a lot of post Snap reads like how did my I see it just little things like that um so dude I yeah I I missed the NFL man it the competitive environment there’s nothing like it but you know I just having a hard time with
With uh you know just you know you know what you need to feel like to go out and play and you know we’re getting there yeah um one of the weirdest stories I read about you was that time Jay guden said that you drank a gallon of milk a
Day do you remember that um you came out and clarified afterwards that you drank a gallon of milk like every five or six days but I think that if someone says you drink a gallon of milk a day that kind of implies you drink a way too much
Milk so do you drink too much milk he he was talking about raw milk wasn’t he raw milk yeah right up right yeah I think he even called it the te Straight From the Source yeah he couldn’t he forgot the word for utter did you have a cow that
You would go visit every morning just lay down underneath you know that’s like a that’s a sticky world you start talking about you know there’s there’s a lot of rules and regulations I I grew up you you know um my grandparents had a farm and we were kind of always in and
Out helping spending Summers out there and you know they we had dairy cows for a little bit growing up so we always drank raw milk and you know as I as I got older it was kind of the running joke I I drink a lot of milk and um I
Think he walked down into the cafe one morning I had like I might have brought like a jug of raw milk to work or something something random and he was like what are you drinking and I said you know milk he’s like what kind of
Milk and it was like in one of those glass jars or whatever he’s like this like real milk is this like from the like this raw and we just kind of had some banter going back and forth and you know all of a sudden he’s like can’t
Believe it he’s talking about it I’m letting him try it and um you know that story kind of kind of ran wild yeah it did but you drink a lot of milk yeah of course how much I I I would say probably like a gallon right now like a gallon a week
Probably like and my kids drink a lot of milk how many glasses a day probably a glass a big glass for breakfast and a b big glass for dinner oh you L of milk you drink milk with dinner I like that Harbaugh does that too yeah hey I I
Think it’s a I think it’s a product of kind of like where you grew up Texas thing I don’t know strong bones yeah yeah I mean I don’t hate it there’s worse things that your quarterback could be known for drink is that milk than milk no no no this okay that would have
Been awesome if you were just like yeah I don’t drink that much milk you’re just sipping on a little milk at like noon I saw got a milk problem you addicted to milk yeah I saw you drink out of a styrofoam cup I was like is that some
He’s sipping on the lean yeah I don’t think you should be a Shame by the way I feel like milk gets sh it’s like mayo and milk gets shamed milk is delicious since since when was milk bad for you I agree milk’s been good my whole life yeah yeah it lets it lets
Cows grow big and strong yeah I want to be strong like bull right we’re milk boys for sure yeah actually me and big cat had a thing where milk we would take a personal gallon of milk around with us and then just chug it until we threw up
That was pretty much the end of the bit yeah it was a shortlived bit yeah um I want to ask another question about Jay guden because I I love Jay man he’s been he’s one of my favorites of all time I like him too um I’m I’m a Redskins
Football team commanders fan whatever the next name is I’ll be a fan of that too and uh when you were on the team I always felt like you got a little bit of a raw deal I felt like Colt McCoy should have gotten a chance an opportunity to
Be the starting quarterback you filled in nicely in some spots I remember he had a big win in Dallas that was an awesome game um but I always thought that you should have had the opportunity to see if you could be the full-time start of the team do you feel like you
Ever really got that opportunity there um yeah you know I think I think the hard part there was like Robert Griffin won Rookie of the Year you know the year before I got there and he he certainly established himself as the as the guy and then he battled with some injuries
And then Kirk stepped in and played and um you know then I had an opportunity and kind of got banged up late in the season and then it was kind of let’s go back into the next year and you know uh Kirk ended up getting the job and then
There was a two-year Span in there where I didn’t take a snap I mean Kirk played Kirk played every snap you know all our games were kind of going down the wire we won the the East one year like Kirk played awesome um you know and again I
Mentioned this earlier we all want to play right like I love the reason I stuck around Washington for so long is because I love Jay and I love the system I felt like I had a good grasp of you know what we were trying to do offensively when Shawn was the
Coordinator when Kevin was the coordinator um you know like I I felt good in it um you know and then I had my chance when Alex went down you know and then three weeks later I break my leg and it’s like there was always like a
Little bit of an injury that little bit of something that um you know just kind of got the rug swept out from under me be because of those you know kind of nagging injuries or broken whatever it was and um but looking back man I learned so much football there and Jay
Was great to me like I was there the whole time Jay was there we were we were tight we’re still tight um he’s phenomenal football coach so smart like um you know his style is is very unique um but he was able to like coach Shawn
Up to be the coordinator coach Kevin up to be the coordinator like those guys learned a lot from him too and I think people forget that um and you know I I I have nothing but good experiences from my time in Washington wish we could have
Won more you know wish I wouldn’t have dealt with some injuries but you know at the end of the day that’s that’s part of the game I tell people all the time if you’re GNA if you’re going to play football there’s a 100% chance you’re G
To get hurt you just hope it’s not like the big the big hurts like the big injuries yeah we’re going to get back to col McCoy in a second he’s brought to you by VOR VOR is a website and app where you can book travel experiences like Pub
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Do are you do you talk to some guys on the staff you’re watching every game like how how are you feeling going into this game against Washington and also specifically like Quinn Y and his progression because it feels like this is the year that he’s made that jump and
He’s looked you know incredible for spurts this year yeah yeah no okay I’ll start start off with Quinn I think Quinn is playing awesome right like I think he’s got good weapons around him you know probably a first or second round tight end a couple NFL receivers that
Are going to play in the NFL um and and you know the offensive line has has stayed healthy and they’re they’re playing great so um you know you look at the progression Quinn has made from last year till this year it’s like it’s it’s exactly how it should be right and and
That’s that’s a credit to him like he’s very accurate with the football he doesn’t turn it over very often like I feel very good about our game against Washington the thing I the thing that I keep thinking about with Washington is like we match up pretty good but it’s
Like even if Washington plays a bad game they’re two receivers on the outside could like quietly have 150 yards receiving and that’s like The Equalizer like it doesn’t matter at that point like they’re still going to score they’re still going to make plays and all of a sudden you know they’re in it
At the end of the game and they find ways to win and you you know pennix is a really you know veteran season guy like he’s accurate with the football um so you know and then and then Washington’s also well coached like I I haven’t watched all their games I watched a
Couple and it’s like the adjustments they make you by the time they get into the third fourth quarter they’re they’re rolling right they’re they’re just they’re a sound football team um so I want to keep saying like no Texas is going to light them up Texas but I also
Know that like even if Washington plays bad the receivers are good enough to keep him in the game yeah and and the the the point on Washington’s coach kayin dor uh is a good one because he’s been they’ve been in a lot more games where it’s been tight and he’s had to
Push the right buttons and you know go for it whereas Texas obviously the game against Alabama was close-ish and the game against Oklahoma didn’t go well maybe some things you’d want back most of the other games out maybe Kansas State but like Texas blew out a lot of
Teams too yeah no I again I go back to the point I I originally made like you Texas should have won the Oklahoma game right we we broke down late we went down and scor and then you know they they pulled out a drive 80 yards in like less
Than a minute that shouldn’t happened right but I think just overall in general when I look at Texas I think you know they also had some slip UPS like at Houston right at home against BYU you know they didn’t like really put their foot on the gas and like you know they
Go up 21 to nothing or whatever and then all of a sudden in the fourth quarter it’s a onore game yeah right like you want to like eliminate those kind of things and then once you got through those you found ways to win now I just think that Texas has has really like
Kind of set the standard for themselves and they’re playing at a high level now for for Washington it’s like how good is the Pack 12 I think the Pack 12 is pretty good yeah right like they got a lot of teams that you know won eight or
Nine games so it’s it’s it was competitive every week and Washington you know ran the table so I I think Washington is better than what people think I think Texas is going to have to play well but I still I still like Texas with the upper hand yeah yeah so uh you
Talked about the Red River shootout can we are we in favor of bringing back the Red River shootout you played in the shootout before it was the Rivalry it’s so much better when you just call it the shootout we can agree on that right I agree I agree 100 per. it doesn’t have
That same like it’s it’s going to be a big game no matter what but it’s just it’s more fun in the leadup when it’s called the shootout that’s something I think as America we can agree on and dial it back a little bit 100% And I am
Glad that the game’s staying at the cotton ball like that’s where it needed to stay they signed a big extension like the atmosphere there the the the crowd split right down the middle Shar in the same tunnel you know the old school locker rooms like everything about that
Game is is perfect like other than we need to call it the shootout yeah it’s at the state fair you got the the cowboy hat the golden cowboy hat one of the best trophies in sports uh I’m thinking back also to when you were at Texas and
The photo shoot that you did where you’re wearing the hard hat you know the question I’m about to ask the hard hat with a sledgehammer and the the head of the sledgehammer is a football when you were doing that photo shoot where you’re like damn I look awesome right now no I
Was sitting there I was talking to the guy and you know the people behind me are kind of like snickering and laughing I’m like hey I like the amount of crap I’m going to get for this picture is is like G to be forever yeah and it’s
So true like I’m in a couple group texts like with a bunch of my old teammates you know somebody will throw something out there once a month and like it never fails that that picture gets thrown in there yeah it’s like it’s like the picture they have of me when I call
Them every single time you could win NFL MVP and and your boys in the group chat would just respond with a picture of you holding the sledgehammer football yeah hey who’s going to win the Texas game I don’t know call the guy with the hard
And a hammer let’s see what he did if Texas wins that picture will be used non-stop yeah I’m going to Tweet it out for sure if Texas wins yeah Texas all the way back oh man whoever took that picture loves this conversation yeah get some royalties off yeah how do you ever
Get sick of the Texas back conversation we have fun with it um I think you guys gotta win it all to be all the way back right 100 100% And I I I’ll say it’s it’s been annoying over the last like 13 years or whatever like good mission
Accomplished yeah that’s what we want we want to people you know but I think it I think it’s brought on right I think I think you know if you look at the program at Texas we’ve had three head coaches since Coach Brown left right there’s been transition but the one
Thing that never changes is the expectations of the fans and of the University right and they haven’t met those expectations and it’s hard I remember like I don’t want to always talk about me and our teams but you know my first two years after the national champ Championship we went 10 and three
Both years and it was like I didn’t want to go to class people hated you right it was boring it was dull like everybody’s like oh you guys suck you know it’s like what we just went 10 and three like we won like I think Texas won 10 games in a
Row for like 12 or some 12 or 13 years right that’s a standard and so now I think you know the fans ability to like just give Sark some time yeah right him a few years like let him like was always the thing that I was preaching was like guys this isn’t like
An overnight transition now I will say with the nil and the portal and like that kind of like it can happen a lot quicker now but back then like before this all happened it was that was hard to do and so um I I’m I’m just thankful
That like we’ve won the close games this year you know the Trap games like we found a way to win and now we’ve put ourselves in a position so like ultimately we everything everything that we want to accomplish is right in front of us yeah yeah do text back and forth
With MCC because I’m interested in knowing what he’s got planned for the pregame speech for the semi-final there’s there is no telling but I I love Matthew you know the minister of culture any big game you’re going to see his face a lot um but he he loves the program
Um he’ll probably have an awesome pregame speech hopefully somebody can record it uh very passionate and yeah I look forward to seeing him down there in the Sugar Bowl he should bring in a husky on a Le be like you got a dog walk mule yeah muzzle these guys up yeah you were
Talking about the nil and uh and how Tex is able to build and build and build they get Arch Manning on campus right now uh so I’m getting a game against Texas Tech this season and my take on Arch Manning which is probably I’m very dumb and wrong about 99.9% of things
That I say so my stupid take on Arch Manning is that right now he’s too good at playing quarterback if you saw those passes he was throwing they were right on the dot bouncing off guys Hands In The End Zone they weren’t ready to catch Arch Manning’s passes yet the receivers
Might need another year in Arch Manning system in order to catch up to the genius that is Arch Manning I love it um you know listen like I’ve been around um Arch uh quite a bit I mean gone back to some Spring G spring practices like I
Remember when I I was helping sort of like recruit him to UT now listen I’m not taking any credit for that at all I just was around a little bit he was so much more prepared and ready and mature than what I was when I came came on
Campus right like he’s got the script as he’s watching practice he’s not even on campus yet he hasn’t even signed yet right but he’s going down the he knows the formations he knows the shifts and the Motions he knows the protection like the dude is really really smart in
Football right he’s mature and I know he’s worked really hard um you know I’m thankful that he got a red shirt I think F got to play a little bit um I’m very bullish on him like I’m high on him because I know like the character that
He has you know the family you know situation like he’s seen like Elite level quarterback his whole life starting with his grandpa right so their their family has always been so nice to me um I I just I I I just you know I don’t want to compare Arch Manning with
Garrick Gilbert okay but when I was in school love Garett Gilbert like had a nice career but like he never lost a game in high school he was right in Lake Travis right in the backyard like he was crowned as king before he ever got on
Campus and the moment he threw a pick or two or they lost a couple home games it was like everything turned on it wasn’t necessarily his fault right but it the expectation for just astronomical and I sense a little bit of that with Arch although so um I think I
Think Arch has a very good head on his shoulder I think he’s going to handle it all well like I know he wants to play um and he’s got a chance to to sit and watch Quinn play Quinn’s done great like Quinn’s executed sark’s offense to a te
Yeah right so he’s got a good picture of what um it’s supposed to look like and whenever that you know whenever Arch gets his chance I know that this year will be very I’ve told him I said the best thing that ever happened to me was
Red shirting right I know it’s not that cool to do and it sucks and it’s like especially in this day and age but like I’m just telling you it was the best thing that ever happened to me yeah and hopefully you know that turns out to be
The case for Arch too and you recruited him you hand delivered Arch Manning to Texas thank you Colt McCoy you brought Texas back good job yeah that was fun uh all right I have one last question uh appreciate the time cold this has been fun roback question rhob bac.com PR code
Take 20% off your first purchase qips polos hoodies joggers shorts going back to the National Title One Last Time uh the rose bow obviously get injured at what point did you realize that on the broadcast they were talking about you playing catch with your dad underneath the stadium because then it became like
It was like you know lore was like oh my God he’s tessing out his shoulder underneath the stadium with his dad probably would have wished that like just didn’t get talked about cuz like yeah you were injured and you were just trying to get back on field but did you
Did someone tell you right after like hey that whole broadcast the second half was all about that dude no I I had no idea I mean had it been my left arm I’d have G i’ I’d have played I’d never missed a snap right right I just I
Couldn’t control anything um you know I I hate the narrative where it’s like oh you know you were trying to go to the league like all that I mean that’s so not accurate like I mean that wasn’t even a thought for me right if I wanted
To do that I would have left after my junior year right that and so I mean to be to be fully Frank like that injury like stayed with me for years years right like you nerves are different for everybody right and mine was like in my
Neck and it kind of it took my whole arm out for weeks months and you know doing rehab and all of that for for years right it’s very annoying um but I tried I tried to there was just I you I I mean I didn’t have the grip I didn’t have
Strength you you you fallen asleep on your arm before and you wake up and that thing’s just like heavy right that’s exactly the feeling that I had for several weeks after I feel like that kind of injury too is really tough for viewers to understand so kind of like
Brock pie you know where it’s like he looks fine why can’t he just throw the ball like if I was in that game I’d just throw the ball [ __ ] it I would have gone back in the where if you if you if you like blow your knee out it’s like oh we
Saw that he can’t walk that makes sense yeah exactly and it’s hard to explain right it’s hard like you know you weren’t carded off the field like all that kind it’s just it’s it’s it’s part of the game right guys who have have had like severe Stingers before they know
Right but if you’re if you’re a Defender and you’re a tackler you go right back in the game I’m a thrower of the football like accurately you you there’s there’s no way you can do that right ask anybody who’s had it right and so the
Moment the time like that was by far the worst time that any you know I never really experienced injuries up to that point in my career like that I mean that was just the worst yeah it’s just physically impossible NE not necessar for me but for like think about you know
I hated it for my coaches for my teammates yeah right like those guys had never played with anybody I got to play for four years like they they had taken snaps with anybody else at that point right like it was was Just A Sucker Punch for me and for everybody else and
You know you you live and you learn you move on and you know you you you look back and you know it’s that’s football and um hate it your dad did win like d of the year that year for for that story though just like the I like obviously we
Didn’t see it but the the the visual that they were setting up like Colt’s dad’s trying to get him warmed up back in the game underneath the the the bleachers of the Rose Bowl running out of the air yeah the amount of security they had in the stadium like I don’t
Know how he even made it down he just jumped the fence and ran in the locker room out of the a going nobody stopping me if there’s a dad he’s like that’s my son in there you can get past any security if you that yeah it was cool
Maybe you should have tried like an IV of like a drip of milk going directly into your exactly that might work I I have one last last question you can confirm or deny this and I’m not going to say where I heard it from um but a
Little birdie told me that at one one point in your NFL career you were you were so well liked by your teammates that you had a coach that had to tell the team hey I know that Colts having a barbecue this weekend but would you mind going to the starting quarterback’s
Party before you go to Colts barbecue I I’m denying that all the way okay okay gotcha they were able to go to your barbecue without going to the other guys is that what you’re saying it was it was just a it was just a lack of communication you know like just that
Happens sometimes yeah right see how see how well-liked he is that’s you’re so well guess he’s the you’re the best dude ever I want to go to your barbecue right now [ __ ] big cat’s barbecue I go to yours I don’t want to go to my barbecue I want to go to
Colts yeah good team I’ve always said that like to be a backup for a long time in the NFL and and you know you started as well but you have to you have to have a certain personality that people are drawn to you like whenever they say a
Big name oh why isn’t that guy guy a backup why is he still in the league it’s like it takes a certain type of cat to be able to be like selfless like that in a locker room setting like that yeah yeah again like there’s there’s a lot of
Big personalities right and I’ve always just you know I think one of the advantages that I’ve had if if we’re talking about this is that like since I was three years old I was the water boy on my dad’s football teams right like my heroes growing up were the quarterbacks
That played for my dad in high school right I I thought man I’d be I’d be extremely lucky to get to go play college football someday like Texas wasn’t even on my radar you you kidding me like Texas is like that’s UT right I was going to just go play at the local
D2 school and like be happy um and so you just you develop an appreciation for the game and I never wanted to cheat the game I always wanted to to give it all I had and you know whether I was starting or backup or you know water boy like
That’s that’s just how I was raised and taught and you know this game has done so much for me and and for my family and it’s like man like I’m just I’m proud to got to play as long as I had it’s been a dream and um yeah I think you there
There are a lot of egos in football right there’s there’s some there’s some big name guys and and and guys who have been super successful and um but I I I’ll be the first to tell you there’s so many been so many people in my life that
Have like played pivotal role in getting to me or getting me where I’ve where I’ve been able to go right I mean I I certainly have to admit that like good coaches good teammates family’s been great like teachers coaches along the way um so yeah man it’s it’s been
Awesome yeah well appreciate it again uh great time having you on if we’re ever in the same spot if you’re ever in Chicago please come by maybe we’ll throw some throw throw a football around under the rosebowl bleachers the whole thing but we uh yeah no this is awesome man we
Appreciate we’re we’re still rooting for you if you do decide to come back and play some more in the NFL y what’s gonna what’s gonna happen with your Chicago Bears quarterback you want to come play listen the backup quarterback the backup quarterback is always the most
Popular guy in Chicago so no doubt I do think I do think since Fields has come back from his uh the thumb or like he’s played pretty good football yeah I’m I’m in full uh whatever they decide to do I’ll just I’ll just go all in on that
I’m done like it just it’s too much debating it and like talking about it I’m tired you know what the worst is figure it out and I’ll just go with that if you have a plan of attack and then uh the team doesn’t follow what you want to
Do and then they stink and then you have that additional mindset of they should just they should have followed me I would have been right and then that makes it worse just yeah just I’m just going with the flow just get in the back seat yeah whatever they do I’m just
Going to be like that was the smartest thing ever I’m just going to retroactively decid it yeah yeah there you go it’s a good good strategy well thanks so much Colt man appreciate it all right guys I appreciate it thank you Colt McCoy was brought to you by
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Fast protect plan by visiting simplysafe docomomo safe like simplysafe and now here’s Sean stellato okay we now welcome on a very special guest in studio it is super agent Tommy DeVito’s agent reps a lot of players in the NFL Sean stellato he’s here on our couch Sean thank you for
Coming by we appreciate it and more than more than that you’re in Chicago because today you’re being inducted into the Italian-American Sports Hall of Fame I didn’t even know that was a thing oh come on man and you’re in well you’re not Italian so how would you well hold
On hold on I actually brought so PFT war is Italian Jersey yeah I I’m 1% Sicilian and then big cat also has some close family connections here not Italian but supportive my I’m an I’m a proud Italian father hey we believe in in in adopting non-
Italians yeah I mean I’m Ian father yeah that’s my kids are a quarter Italian I’m not I’m nothing no but but I’m supportive yeah you know you know what that’s that’s the main thing you got passion in your heart and you love ball and and you and you’re representing the
Flag yeah yeah not Italian but supportive I I I respect that support my kids quter Italian for sure yeah a great story this year and and going into the Hall of Fame this is like the perfect week to do it too because you were everywhere on Monday night you were all
Over the sidelines there you go to the Italian American Sports Hall of Fame I was looking at some of the names it’s very very impressive the names that are in the Italian American Sports Hall of Fame growing up like what what Italian sports play did you like look up to was
Like you got Dan Marino Joe Montana Mike too the list goes on was there one guy that you looked at yeah Joe you know Joe Montana was a guy I admired I I just you know that San Francisco team look the Patriots in the late 80s with CIT and
The 49ers were kind of winning but I always admired uh Joe and his grittiness and um was someone I I emulated until I met him before a 49ers game and he snubbed me uh but all good Joe uh but no I I to stand on the rocky masiano uh Joe
Demaggio uh and to be able to stand on the shoulders of those great men it’s uh it’s very humbling and I’m honored but at the end of the day it’s all about who came before me all my ancestors my late Uncle I developed a major passion for boxing his name was Frankie steel
Stellato and he fought Tony DeMarco the 1955 welterweight champion of the world twice at the old Goden over a girl named Grace uh so I so I developing that passion for boxing and you know Rocky and then Boom Boom Mancini um it’s I’m just I’m happy but at the same token I’m
Just I’m absorbing it but giving my kids to kind of see something like this my four daughters are my greatest accomplishments I think it’s cool and my parents been married 62 years yeah so they’ll be there they took the train out they don’t fly and then my wife who’s my
You know everything like wife Christa yeah so so when did you find out you’re getting inducted because it does the timing is very funny yeah where I was like wait did they just see this guy on on Monday Night Football they’re like we
Got to get him in the Hall of Fame no I I actually they sent uh I got the phone call from Ron ande uh the end of August and um so this was coming yeah this is all coming and you know I I’m not going
To lie it was an emotional call you know you think of you don’t think of hall of fames you you grind you follow you Bliss um I played at every level you know I had a good high school career Prep School division one football and basketball uh played a couple years of
Arena football for Jeff Braum was one of them the coach of Louisville and then obviously getting into the space opening up SCS Sports over 10 years ago um but you know I my teammates my coaches obviously my clients I mean and then my ancestors so it’s a takes a village yeah
And I’m uh I’m I’m excited where we’re at right now but still like an artificial intelligence Company still a lot of lot of growth potential that I’m looking forward to tapping into so Tommy DeVito uh how did that work how did you land him was it just you just walked in
And you kissed him on the cheek and he was like all right you’re my agent you know what CU like it’s it’s it’s it’s it’s like a it’s a perfect seeing you on Mond Night Football it was like a perfect story book like we got Tommy DeVito The cutlets he swept the nation
Everyone’s rooting for him then oh who’s this agent who’s you know got on the phone looking great and he’s Italian too it’s perfect you know how I landed him is I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse you know Tommy I knew was a baller from years back you know Elite 11
Kid 2018 darkos for the Heisman Trophy went out to the Oregon open and outperformed to a let’s face it guys that go commit early whether it’s politics whether it’s schemes whether it’s coaches uh Syracuse didn’t work um but it’s a testament to Tommy’s upbringing goes reinvents himself at
Illinois you know I knew Tommy following at Illinois his ability to process his ability to make those intermediate throws um his ability to comprehend multiple playbooks I put all premiums on that hard to quantify it um it’s unfortunate that 28 teams didn’t see the value in Tommy DeVito yeah but let’s
Face it the goat Brady I mean he went sixth round 199th pick yeah and I’m not saying Tommy’s the goat uh but I’m say or Tom Brady rather uh but I think he’s a phenomenal player I don’t even think he scratched what he will become uh cuz
He’s got a boulder of cutlets on her shoulder I love that do you kiss do you kiss all your agents parents on the cheek or just Tommy well I mean his father kissed me first and as Italians we reciprocate I give you a gift you
Give me a gift back um so uh so he kissed first he made the first move he made the first move and I just thought it was like a a perfect uh like the three teners you know you saw we’re in sink where I kissed him he kissed his
Son and it was bimo it was it was perfect so on the sideline before the game you were on the phone uh presumably making a making a big deal making moves you weren’t actually on the phone with you knew the camera was on you talking
Yourself yeah you were like I got to act like hell did I know the camera is on talking you spent the whole the whole like three hours before it’s a good move I I love the move I guess you know look at it’s like watching a mystery movie
Maybe you might not ever know but um you know I was I was trying to close a deal uh that I’ve been going back and forth with because I drove down and then my sienna Sicily my 5-year-old uh we always do Bedtime Stories and a phone call
Before bed if daddy’s on the road so it was cool to have that moment uh with her um and you know you can see Tommy was locked in um but yeah it was it was funny to get who was he on the phone with but that’s the transparency to that
Question I thought it was a little out of bounds a little out of line what Eli said yeah on Mon football he said that your nickname was slimy I you know what it was actually Payton I was told oh okay and I was extremely disappointed to
Hear that um you know look at Payton considerably you know one of the better ones to play the position and the game um and the thing about me is he’s never met me he doesn’t know me make that statement I’m a dad of four daughters
And a wife I think it was very uh uh shocking I was disappointed uh but at the end of the day you know what um I live my life be curious don’t be judgmental yeah it was anti-italian discrimination and you know the thing is too I’m so proud of my Heritage yeah
Like that is the world to me wait you’re Italian I um I think I am I just I don’t know the shoes are awesome Sho so these shoes are uh very very special so the boat on the side of the shoe is the SS canopic now pasquali my grandfather pascalina his mom Francesco
His dad left sambay which you can see right there s small village in p uh excuse me Ken zaro collabria Italy uh on the lowest possible means SS Camp SS canopic 1300 other immigrants in third class $14 to their name so I am 272 that’s my ement
Number and uh you I just want to have a part of them with me yeah my my Heritage my ancestors they they’re kind of my fix when you know you’re you’re in the Tower of Terror as an agent you’re high you’re low but I think about them on that boat
Very little means and everything that comes as an agent because you a lot of times you can’t control it you know guys get cut politics you know you cut you recruit a kid for 12 months and you come in second but uh yeah so that’s very I got something wild or Weir tonight
Little a little bit more I’m we’re going to turn it up a little bit for Sunday but I’m the saying listen what you see is what you get I am organic I haven’t changed if you look at my right my my track record it’s not like I’m just
Trying to be some guy I like that it’s like my caruse my cleats that’s what you’re doing right now yeah that’s you you pretty much put it in Italian terms yeah yeah that is you speak Italian I’m ex I’m excited to see what you have planned for uh for Sunday down New
Orleans so it does seem like America is rooting for Tommy DeVito right now you know look at Tommy if you think about it you know the underdog it’s what this country is built on and uh he has went out there week after week and he’s cut
His teeth and uh you know when he was going through the Syracuse days are you know obviously overlooked through the draft I mean he didn’t you know he didn’t use that as as a crutch and say why me Tommy went out there when I met with Coach Gable right after the draft
In in his office hey he’s going to have an uphill battle that’s what he said to me and I said hey you know what we’re ready to go he knew there was three quarterbacks and at the end of the day we all know you can’t project injuries
Um and he has gotten just better and better and better uh but com and he’s he’s comfortable now and he won the locker room um and um I mean look at that fan base is very unique very passionate and they got that gritty you know uh Jersey um so he’s given pump and
Hope in a lot of those a lot of people in that area um let’s face it I mean we’ve had a a broken country a lot of things have happened and I I just it’s great it’s a great success story uh but he’s far from you know he’s not content
I mean he’s yeah he’s hungry it’s it is great and he’s very locked in know this all this media hype and all the you know the Tommy cutlets thing you know we’re focused on winning football games I’m focused on servicing my my clients and Tommy and uh taking care of them on and
Off the field that’s that’s the mission that’s the focus and you know that’s how we do it so so how many clients do you represent in the NFL right now so I’ve got a total of 12 clients okay so you you I I love your story too because you do feel like kind
Of an underdog as well because you hear you know there’s the big agencies the ca the WME like all these you know a lot of these guys are are just going to okay everyone does this let’s do this how did you start your business like how do you
You know go from one client to 12 clients how do you go throughout those years because it is a very tough business to be in and if you’re an outsider it’s even tougher you know it’s like a you know it’s like an old Italian woman that’s not going to give her
Secret ingredients to her sauce okay I like that you know so I mean look at I I build it uh you know a little differently than than most um and you’ve got a combination you know there’s a lot of those big you know goliaths out there
Um but I take pride in my worksmanship and you know doing this a long time um and I just you know I try to just obviously evaluate and and you know character is important to me um but a lot of things you know money changes you know people and things changed you know
You know I’ve been doing this a long time um and you just try to get the right guys on the bus you do you uh do you represent Sports media personalities you know what’s funny I had some people reach out regarding that I know one guy uh Rico Bosco he’s doing contract
Negotiations I think you would probably be a good Agent to deal with Dave Faro yeah not Italian but he’s got an Italian name okay so he changed his last name everyone calls me Shao because they they ask what sha I’m like my mother loves Shan conry but you can call me Shao if
It’s makes it feel more Italian yes yes you think you could you could help Rico out in negotiation with Dave Porto without a doubt I know porno you know he’s kind of tough I hear but well so you wrote a book about I had I had to
Bring it in yeah well he was kind of he was he was saying like who writes a book about one high school football game so you beat his team I mean it’s funny see that’s being judgmental and not really understanding the whole all the parallels to the story right well I
Think also because you beat his team he probably yeah we beat him on that we went over there and pissed on their Turf yeah and it was Tod MC right yeah it was you know I want to say roughly around 10 to 12 thousand people there it was the
National game of the week on Sports channel wow this the heart of the lockout for major uh NHL Major League Baseball they were undefeated we’re undefeated uh we just went through a a a really crazy week teachers go on strike Halloween Day Salem Mass kids have a
Four picture of their season break into the school steal their equipment stash it their local field Administration comes out says hey if you coach we’re going to terminate you Union grabs the coaches and says your job description in the collective bargain agreement has no relevance to coaching coach the kids and
Uh they hit him with a season assist document now they couldn’t get that equable remedy of an injunction because he had two different contracts so then that night we defy the season assist the superintendent of school compares the coach live TV to Jim Jones and David KES
Is starting a football cult now I intertwine the parallels of 1692 Witchcraft Trials M day Witch Hunt to style legendary coach it even gets better we get to school that day going over swamp Scott and um coaches not allowed on the bus so right before the game starts the coaches run out arm
Locked out of dark vs to coach the kids wow and uh okay I I take it back that is that’s not just the football game and my connection to the story is I was uh living with my grandmother she lived with us who was dying I was a
Quarterback of the team and um when I talk about miraculous wins and divine intervention and we’re talking the swamp scar game it even gets better the next two games so uh but the you know what they do in Salem Mass they’re preserving the legacies of the Witchcraft The
Witches the falsely accused uh you know people that were hung and executed I’m all I’m trying to do is persevere the legacies of my former teammates and and our coaches yeah that’s a great story that’s not just a football game no it isn’t so they were unfortunately you
Know they were just there and you know the better team won that day that’s all I got to say yeah can you tell me a little bit more about saem Massachusetts I don’t know much about it but the only thing I do know is the witch trials
Because that’s what you learn up but you were telling me about how like the city had to be rebuilt this this whole like Uprising with the city so what’s it like growing up in Salem Massachusetts and how did it make you who you are right
Now you know Salem um turned me into a man made me a conqueror I always say 019 70 um we grew up very you know humble beginnings eight of us three bedroom house and Witchcraft Heights and um it’s a great name it is great name great name
But I gotta say this I mean people are coming through the the city they think it’s a a theme poock you know people live there you know people pissing on people’s Lawns and you know you know going down slides and people’s yards and you know double parking in front of
People’s uh you know as they’re trying to back up it’s it’s crazy I mean you get millions of people come through there but it’s great for the city but you know I’m trying to just carve out a little history there and say you know what Salem Mass is more than just the
Witches right you know is a football town uh it’s a town of some Italians uh but it was it was great you know it it really it gave me a platform uh to really use as a springboard and uh I was I mean the year after high school was my
Biggest year in my life I went to prep school for a year the owners which is coincidentally where John Tish okay Steve Tish yeah and I happened uh you know it happened to meet um John for the first time and he went to the Gunnery
And he was someone I I looked up to in terms of learning all about him and uh what a great great man and uh that was that was cool to have some FaceTime with him uh before Monday Night Football before everything kind of went down which is kind of crazy
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Okay just making fun of and it feels like Italians are cool with it like listen I can do it because I’m a proud Italian father and one of our one of my favorite producers is Italian uh we got we got Christopher delente over there hey delente he’s a hairy [ __ ]
Yeah what Al Dente Dente yeah he’s he’s got he’s got that that classic Italian temper oh he does you got you got a little Sicilian in him you got some Sicilian in there my wife’s have Sicilian no Sicilian no Sicilian what is it uh I think my family is from Bruto
Bruto Bruto yeah so he’s got you know like he’ll go zero to 60 and like that is it sauce of Gravy Sauce or gravy H sauce sauce sauce see okay so but what is it about Italians that like it does feel like they’re the last people that
Everyone can have kind of have fun you know making jokes about and stereotyping everyone’s doing this I know well so much passion Our Heritage yeah I mean we we hug we kiss you know we love fashion and and uh Sports you know um I mean
[ __ ] they used to kill each other in in you know the Roman days in the Roman Coliseum I mean that gladiator stuff but uh I think it’s just um they’re gritty and you know when they came to this country they were very discriminated against and it it was very tough for
Them and I think in terms of one thing I’ll say about Italians that I’m proud of is they didn’t stay complacent they they evolved and climbed the economic ladder and um I think that’s just that gritty you know Underdog approach um and I share those you know the same values
My ancestors carried over in the Atlantic you know loyalty generosity hard work grittiness faith family I carry those and and try to implement those in the core values of my kids yeah I think it’s also because uh Italians love to bust balls so you feel like you
Can bust balls hey we’re in the Chicago I’m dying to meet Sebastian I mean he called Sebastian called Tommy uh he definitely gave me a couple ab workouts he a yeah you’re jacked I don’t think people know that about you if if you go to your Instagram page you you
Fire off thirst traps like it’s going outside oh you got your shirt off yeah oh yeah this guy’s got like an eight pack damn I uh I told my wife I got to maintain eight pack till I’m 60 so I got about 15 years uh but I you know it’s
Just my my I had a couple agents I hired and fired and I remember one saying you can never get out of shape like you got to be ready for the call so I kind of just kept that going and uh I do get to
Rewind the clock back once a year I play in a celebrity charity flag football game oh and this year I’ll be catching balls either from t-m Tracy McGrady or RG3 okay the day before in Vegas uh so we got to but you know the the makeup of
Hey I got to fight for my guys and I and you know I train like I’m fighting do you train with your clients uh sometimes yeah I do a lot of a lot of boxing a lot of you know martial arts got a green belt in Kempo
Uh I ran Boston Marathon a few times so it raised about $10,000 for any City kids so who knows I people are trying to get in my ear hey your your late uncle was a boxer right why don’t you box another agent I’m like Jesus man I I don’t want to hurt
Anybody smart what you did there by the way mentioning the marathon but saying you raised money because no one cares about anyone running a marathon that’s that’s just I mean that’s like fre but you you got us with the charity well you know good sports and and kids with
Severe disabilities yeah see you’re doing it again yeah it is well you know what I I did write I wanted to make fun of you for being like yeah I ran a couple marathons anyone could run I was hurting I was nearly crying it 37 degrees but I’ll
Tell you this the SEC 2008 I ran it we just had my Sophia Bella and my wife’s in the hospital and I was neck and neck through uh with Lance Armstrong first half marathon and um I’m proud to say I did not train once I just went out and
Ran the marathon that’s insane that’s crazy so how many times a day do you say to yourself like what would Rocky do I would probably I live my life kind of like a rocky B B meets Daniel Luso okay so uh are you are you ever like looking
In the mirror like hey Sean what would Rocky do yeah let’s get it tough it out yeah drink some [ __ ] raw raw EGS or um you know go punch some meat yeah go go fight a Russian yeah go fight a Russian that’s a little like a heavyweight like 64 240 and you’re like
58 170 that’s kind of interesting how people really bought into the yeah I know they never would have commission that fight it’s just a sanctioned murder at no it isn’t but I’ll tell you I watched and got jacked up and I was throwing some you know when I watch it I
Still get yeah I mean he did all that crazy unorthodox stuff and you know I I really look through those lenses and a lot of how I conduct business how I train I’m doing a lot of different things I jump into the ocean at in January you know and do some cold you
Know work 5 in the morning and um I remember when I was playing Arena balls at nant Beach and it was literally beginning of December and I just tortured myself in gallows Hill and Salem 93 yard Toboggan Hill I drove down I went and I had cops on a two by two
2×4 uh whatever the the little U ATV ATV and they came down and said they thought sir is everything okay like don’t hurt yourself they thought I was trying to kill myself I was like with all do office I’m just trying to get some recovery work in exercising yourself to
Death yeah yeah exactly that’s that’s great how do you how do you maintain like the uh the motivation that you get from being an underdog when you’re going through all these successful times like you’re right now I don’t know if people could call you an underdog you’re going
To Italian sports all of Fame yeah you know I’ll always be an underdog it’s just the the way I was always the shortest smallest in stature lightest not the smartest I didn’t hit the ovarian Lottery uh but you know what I had something with the the family
Component was important to me um but you I kind of surrounded my entire office man cave is surrounded by you know my client’s jerseys the autograph footballs some of you know some awards but I’m plasted with a lot of my ancestors so I I just bring myself back to what were
They going through on that SS cannabic when they came to this country with very little means but like how did they lack of security I mean we live think about it you got the cell phone you got computers you can Google anything you know AI is beautiful today so uh that
Kind of keeps me just like you know what we got this and perspective and honestly I have a strong faith you I I really um that’s so important and that’s the backbone of our family and my wife has been the one who’s kept me because let’s
Face it every great man needs a good man needs a good woman and and she’s kept me from you know when I was low I have got my Jerry Maguire stories that I could share there’ll be a later date um but she’s really kept me my faith up to go
Out here and just continue to you know build this thing and it’s crazy it’s the beautiful thing about football as a player and even as asan it’s it’s resiliency we’re all wired like that yeah yeah um a couple last questions so like we said you’re you’re being inducted in Italian American Sports Hall
Of Fame tonight uh is it like the Masters did you get to pick your menu you know what I didn’t get to pass pick my menu uh but I do is better be good food yeah it better be good food cuz but it’s a lot of pressure it’s not going to
Hang with my wife cutlets my mother’s meatballs my grandmother’s lasagna and Linguini U so I I won’t but I’m sure it’ll be it’ll be decent okay but you know in the Hall of Fame I got to give this this speech that you know I’ve repped a few times I I thought I was
Going to get a few more reps in with the week got crazy and trying to you know close out a couple deals for Tommy um and and you know obviously my quarterback EJ Perry worked out for the patriots who any GMS listening in the league this kid they all listen they all
Listen EJ Perry is an absolute baller hits a golf ball 360 Ys 360 dunks and he’ll go on the Whiteboard and do some Matt Damon stuff from Goodwill Hunting I love it you’d be shocked when we go to the combine in Indie uh in February the
Amount of Scouts that come up and say they listen to the show and we’re like why we’re stupid yeah we’re actively making teams worse yeah we’re if you listen to us your team’s gonna suck but I like this EJ Perry kid and over Mass yeah he all you had college so he went
To Boston College and then he transferred to play for Zano zon was a hell of a player we played against each other James Perry Brown broke every record in the then he goes out has the greatest performance in the east west shrine game 15 13.9 quarterback rating a
Few guys that played in that game Tom Brady Brett F John Elway backs it up in the combine wait he played better than John Elway John Elway is like 60 no I’m saying in the in past performance oh okay all right sorry that was a little ambiguous and then he goes to the
Combine funny if he was going up again and he has the most athletic test s score out of any uh quarterback let’s get him we’re EJ Perry guys now yeah so so what teams I’m looking at his Wikipedia right now he’s been on the Jaguars Texans the Michigan Panthers and
Then the the Texans again he just worked out for the Patriots this past Tuesday all practice they got a quarterback yeah um no I don’t know I think I got a pretty good judgment on Talent yeah yeah I hands down we’re EJ Perry guys we will
Help you EJ EJ is exceptional yeah what do you want us to make sign EJ perry.com it’ll just say I’m tell he can drive he can drive a golf ball 360 yards dud EJ is a freak and look you got to remember with EJ he grew up in a family of
Coaches father High School football coach Uncle a Harvard guy played at Harvard other Uncle coach that the Texans for uh nine years he’s a college coach now I mean they don’t make him like this kid yeah but how many players are on the street that are hidden gems
Yeah you you should use us because we are one for one we did draftjoshallen.com I don’t if you heard of Josh Allen um he’s pretty good at quarterback yeah I think he came out of Wyoming yeah yeah you probably saw because he probably would have gone undrafted if we didn’t make that we
There was little to no buzz around the draft and and like we said the GMS listened to the show and we gassed them up hard well gas up EJ he’s ready he’s the best best he’s ever been um I I think look at I I I think I earned a
Little validation you know on my assessment of talent and he’s phenomenal so um but I’m yeah I’m excited for this weekend should be fun uh down in or New Orleans and uh looking forward to you know seeing some other guys play on Saturday night as well yeah yeah yeah
This it’s been a a crazy week for you and we appreciate you stopping by sounds like a week of a lifetime really is there any any uh particular part of your speech tonight any lines that you’re working on you want to just give like one last one last rep right
Now man what do I want to you know this this’s definitely a part of the speech that um I hope the listeners tonight cuz I I kind of want to save it for a chuckle yeah um but I mean I think at the end of the day you know really naked
James Baldwin the great writer came and said naked I come into this world naked I shall leave so leave a legacy that you and your family are proud of and that can carry on and U Frank Sinatra made the words uh the The Best Is Yet To Come
Um I listen to a lot of his music and I just love the song my way uh so I am blessed to be doing this and running sces Sports my way and uh just you know I’m excited to embrace tonight that’s it big night it’s great I mean it’s it’s a
Great week uh all right last question I had for you it’s a roback question rhob bac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzip polos hoodies joggers shorts everything roback.com promo code take uh so we’re going to run this next week uh quickly tell us your
Seven Fishes because it’s going to be right before Christmas seven fishes I what’s what’s what’s on well like growing up as a kid yeah it’s challenging now and cuz my wife got a shell allergy and my daughter G’s got to shellfish my daughter G her and I wrote
A early chapter book she suffers from juvenile arthritis okay and we wrote this together and I actually visited the Chicago Children’s hospital yesterday and brought gifts and she made these pocket full of sunshin um little kits to go to the kids with toys in them U which
I’m cool about so I mean look at if I’m not eating at the house it’ be Lobster uh it would be uh you know white fish um little I would say it would be some clams eight clams yeah um uh what else my my my late Grandma my my my N I used
To make unbelievable stuff squid yeah and her bread crumbs with with al dante um you know I I’m a big Italian sardine guy I need that those Omas for my for my uh my cognitive function uh I do like a really really highend good tuna um where
We I’m losing track in numbers I think that was five five or six yeah I mean if I had to go shrimp yeah you know I I I would say not shrimp or I would go with just regular pale and eat shrimp the big yeah the big jumbo shrimp yeah with that
Hust radish appetizer little appetizer it is so um I mean I love my wife makes a really good homemade ravioli which is kind of cool and my mother-in-law um you might need a Sean Stato cookbook that’d be good yeah yeah you know I’m but I’m I’m mentioning that but I you we’re
Talking about working out I mean my diet is really clean six days a week like scary clean but seventh day that’s it I’m eating like I’m 320 PBS is that Sunday Sunday cheat day and I I eat a whole entire bag of H kettle chips jalapeno kettle chips early afternoon
When I’m home with a smile on my face I love that but I’m out there Monday morning and I’m literally grinding yeah grinding not to tell you how to do your job but you need to have a word with ESPN about the the cutlets graphic that they show did you see the chicken
Cutlets they put up they look good not chicken cutet no it isn’t I you know and I don’t know probably the designer was an Italian you know the digital guy but representation matters that’s why you need an Italian but you experience creates wisdom I’m sure they’ll get it
Right the second time uh all right well sea thank you so much congratulations again it feels like you know everything these moments that you have in your life where it’s like everything’s kind of set into place it’s it’s really cool to watch so no I I’m very very blessed and
Um still Ultra motivated but I’ll always be the the kid from witchcraft Heights 01970 so that being said wax on wax off Sean Stato is brought to you by Chili’s fast food isn’t cheap anymore and social media is filled with complaints Chili’s 3 for me is the
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Of giving and the holidays I just like to clean up and I I will gladly do another pick this weekend Hank no extra seven minutes for the holidays well for we agreed to the extra seven minutes but you know what for the clean I’m going to
I’m going to wipe that slate clean you know it’s a spirit of giving especially to the less fortunate and if Hank’s comfortable taking the charity of having an extra pick this weekend for the holidays it’s it’s the time to give to charity that’s this is the time of year
When I opened up my pocketbook to various Charities Henry Lockwood’s going to be one of them so Hank congratulations on being a charity case and happy holidays thanks yeah I was that I was I was getting frustrated in the moment because it was like one of
Those clear signs where all you had to do is give into Hank and everyone be like Hank is a charity case instead you resist said everyone’s like PFT is scared yeah it was one of like those these games come up all the time in this office where it’s like if you react
Correctly people are just going to be like that guy is being a [ __ ] about it yeah so the reason for the record I didn’t bring up an extra game yeah so the so the reason why I was upset about was because Hank has been dancing around
This and then he got in Max’s ear and told Max to ask for him the holiday for the extra game for the holiday so I was really I was mad at Hank taking the ultimate coward’s way out and not even bringing it up himself and so I didn’t
Want to give it to that but now I’ve had some some time to think about it and yeah let’s do it’s the season of Charity giving what were you saying ma I said Hank had nothing to do with that I just thought it would be good for the show if
We had an extra game made made it a little bit more competitive the pancakes are getting interesting too the I mean I’ve gone from first to last within two weeks Jake has been really he’s been cooking the books man if Max lost this to and had to do 24-hour stream you guys
Really think I’m cheating I’ll just eat the 24 pancakes like no I don’t think you’re I like I similar to what I was just saying with with uh the PFT Hank thing I like saying you’re cheating so then you get upset when I will not look into it
And I trust you more than any person on this show appreciate so that’s that’s the joke there yeah where it’s like you know it’s like you didn’t hit a hole in one no that’s true he did not hit yeah right exactly and that was expain jokes
On part of my T Kirk manahan would never liy about something like okay guys on chicks hey guys my boyfriend and I are in our early 30s and have been living together for about a year now and neither of us can surprise the other we agreed to find
Presents for each other scavenger hunt style like gift cards towards a romantic date night each other’s favorite Christmas treat and so on do you guys have any creative scavenger hunt ideas that I can surprise my boyfriend he’s an awl love sports sports betting video games talking [ __ ] on Twitter and
Arguing football oh that means he’s definitely a troll we’re also big Florida State talking [ __ ] on Twitter yeah so’s extra down this December after getting totally robbed by the committee thanks guys if the girlfriend knows the boyfriend likes to talk [ __ ] on Twitter that means he has many burner accounts
It means that he’s talking [ __ ] on Twitter a lot that there’s numerous date nights during the week where she’s like what are you doing on your phone he’s like I’m just replying to Big Cat tell him he was a [ __ ] yeah that that means he’s a a prime candidate for I used to
Listen to part my take all the time then they let Max on hate the show now now I only listen all the time and I know that Max is on the show all the time because I listen all the time yeah I’ve gone my listening has gone from all the time too
All the time we love those people too by the way for the record I do love those people they’re passionate um yeah if you’ve been dating for long enough it’s hard to surprise sometimes um I may recommend a tattoo that’s G to be my answer to everything now it’s just get a tattoo
Surprise confetti bomb get him a dog if you that’s really all you can do in terms of surprising a significant other if you’ve been dating them or married to them for long long time you have to make a big life decision without consulting them that is a surprise buy a
House get him a car oh no here’s what you do like something that’s really Reckless you go out and you rent a car and then you put a giant [ __ ] bow on it in the driveway have him come home I got you this car and then like two days
Later we got to take the car back that would be a good surprise put your life savings on a parlay reckless [ __ ] surprise yeah people still ice each other other is that a thing that happens sure yeah just ice them yeah hey PMT boys my boyfriend works Christmas day so
We’re celebrating Christmas Eve and splitting time between his family and mine when I asked him if that’s okay he said as long as my parents have Sunday Ticket I blame you guys for his football Obsession but my question is should I be annoyed that there’s football on a
Holiday wait he works on Christmas day that’s just watching football read the question again Hank my boyfriend works Christmas day so we’re celebrating Christmas Eve and splitting time between his family and mine when I asked him if that’s okay got it as long as my parents have Sunday tickets
Christmas Eve day is a Sunday there’s going to be NFL on all day on Sunday yeah I think that’s appropriate question I but no you shouldn’t be annoyed no I I don’t like when when football is on Christmas because it’s like you already have Christmas you already have like
Stuff happening I’d rather have them be separate I would but if it’s on a Sunday it’s on a Sunday yeah right there’s nothing you can do about it but if if if I had to pick the perfect time I think Christmas on Thursday is probably the best or Christmas Eve Thursday so that
Way Friday’s Christmas and then you get the extra you know what I mean like you leave work on Tuesday Before Christmas you don’t come back till this the like fth I think the I think the perfect setup is Christmas Eve on Wednesday Wednesday okay Christmas Day on Thursday
Everyone gets that day off then you have the weekend and then next week you’ve got New Year’s Eve you get like two weeks off you get two weeks two weeks two full weeks off at that point that’s the ideal setup listen the the NFL has
Us by the balls they could put an NFL game on any calendar day of the year and we would have no choice but to watch it yes I’m not going to turn my back on the that’s my point is like I’d rather I’ll watch the NFL no matter what I’d rather
Have it on a day when we don’t have something else if the NFL had a surprised midday game on Election Day democracy would stop in America there would be no elections anymore O Christmas is on a Wednesday next year nice have you heard anyone talk about
The NBA Christmas games this year no the the NFL has killed them it’s disgust like it’s crazy I forgot like NBA used to be it was that was like when the NBA started now the like when’s the NBA going to start well is that just because
The NFL has had like the last three years where we’ve been on a weekend I think so I think that’s it right maybe like CU they did the Saturday Christmas Daye like last year a bunch of games so I think it’s I think we’re now out of the cycle where the NFL
Will take Christmas no they’ll F find out they’ll figure out away they’ll do a special Wednesday game yeah and Thursday night football and Wednesday yeah MLB will probably do like their draft on Christmas Jared and nobody will know Jared hit me back just to C to to close
A loop on that Jared kbis our good friend who we tried to call at like midnight on Sunday he hit me back he said that uh someone from MLB texted him on Saturday night being like are you watching this and he replied what are you talking about and the guy from the
MLB was like exactly like this this was a bad idea do it right now when you’ve lost Jared carabus yeah you’ve lost everyone You’ lost he didn’t know so I just moved in with my boyfriend I thought it would be a fun idea if we started making nice elaborate
Dinners on Sunday since we have time to do so unlike during the week he doesn’t want to because every NFL Sunday he orders a 12 in Italian sub and a 12-in cheese steak for the 1:00 and 4:00 games he complains Non-Stop about his stomach hurts all day Sunday but says it’s part
Of the fun to be immobilized watching football all day with the food what should I do uh I mean this guy’s got the plan almost perfectly right you have to have two separate meals for each game and even if you’re not hungry for the 4:00 game you have to start a new meal
Just to give your body like a new feeling I’m putting myself through a new experience because there’s a new game on I don’t know all these questions are just kind of like how come you guys are so degenerate when it comes to your bodies in football yeah I wish I I wish
I operated a different way where like I felt good on Sundays but that’s kind of crazy right last couple of Sundays when dinner time comes around I’m like I don’t I don’t even even know if I want to eat yeah and then I do out of peer pressure maybe you
Do a 6 inch for each game yeah how about that and chips two sub method I used to do that all the time just order two when you order subs and then you have one for later have him do all the food prep you can do the cooking yeah not a bad idea
Sounds like he’s ordering a part of my cheese steak so more than merri plug God yeah big cat combo all right last one uh Hey Big Cat PFT big stinky loser Max yep I have a holiday question for you what is what is an appropriate price range
For a significant other of one year love you guys good question are you pregnant if you’re pregnant I think it doubles but I’m going to say $250 I was going to say three to 500 depending on how good the [ __ ] are yeah if he’s really good if he’s
Good at giving you a [ __ ] no I was if he’s if he’s good at getting head yeah yeah like I’m terrible I’m maybe the worst person in the world at getting head three to five yeah a year I think 500 sounds about right yeah like if
You’re a year is kind of serious 500’s a lot but year is kind of serious it depends on what his financial Situation’s like yeah like this could be a college like true yeah if if you’re in college I’d say anywhere College different I’m an adult year relationship
Is 500 not that crazy if you’re if you’re 30 or above I would say 500 is probably in the right Zone what you started 500 after a year what’s two years yeah you got to leave yeah but then it goes remember it goes down like
You go until the you have to get married and then after that you just stop you just forget everything you stop I don’t I don’t have to get you also joint B account who cares I’m over 500 this year for the record are you yeah just just everyone knows don’t worry
About it no spoilers bleep it out why would I I could just not say it but I want to know you could bleep it out I could just tell you later I just want to everyone bring on the you just wanted to flex that you spent
$500 precisely correct is this a way is it something for yourself too though is it like a trip nope this is what Max is doing is very sneaky his girlfriend’s going to hear this and then she’s going to be like [ __ ] I got to give no it’ll
Be like one of my girlfriend’s friends boyfriends will tell their it it’ll it’ll get back it’ll get back is it vacuum don’t do that dude I did that one year I almost got a uh got a girl a a Roomba a really nice one but like a top-of-the-line one where like I was
Pumped about it too and then it’s like I thought what I was doing was taking away the responsibility of vacuuming no but then I thought to it’s just not a bad it’s not a good look to get a woman a vacuum for Christmas all right so 300
Maybe my worst idea uh I think it fluctuates anywhere between 1 and five depending on what stage of life you’re in definitely anything over if you’re if you’re 28 or older I think 500 is an appropriate for a year because that 28 or older year relationship that’s not
You know you’re not just jumping into year relationships yeah but if you’re in your like early 20s and like 200 300 I think it also matters whether or not this is the first Christmas that they’ve had together they’ve been together for a year did you get what did you get her on
The first Christmas oh actually that’s actually how you it’s decided are you spending Christmas together if it’s a yes then it’s 500 if it’s a no then it’s like 200 yeah cuz like if it’s you are then that’s serious that’s families that’s everything also you have to take
Into account the flight at that age it’s like oh well I spent 300 on the flight so I’m only spending 100 on your gift true true all right good show boys Friday oh we have our good friend Julian edman back he’s going to be in studio tomorrow all
Right defensive back on the allh team yeah uh I walked by they’re simming it oh yeah I saw we were down 12 with a minute left oh I saw the entire first half it looked like I think Tyreek Hill had 250 yards in the first half yeah it
Look like we’re going to cover though yeah yeah cuz it’s it 12 and a half mhm yeah all right numbers 40 18 71 three 8 20 pug sh 10 pug 74 are you going to say [Laughter] Pug it’s all I need I need pug to win this I just need pug what’s Pug’s number again 74 do that thing where you rig it for but for pug 74 pug 100 is that the first 100 ever no I mean no the old machine every number hit did
We have 100 come mat you know this yeah remember when Hank got it for the first time it was the last number too it was crazy moment forget yeah MH it’s all night why do you need pug to get it cuz it would be fun just fun to roote for
Pug okay yeah we’re well I mean but you rooting for pug means he’ll never get it everyone is like my team wins more than everyone else’s teams in this in this room that like that is a narrative that like I The Biggest Loser my teams
Are the best but do are they yes you don’t win anything no one wins anything but you really don’t win anything you never see any wins no but you have the biggest losses correct yeah which would make you the biggest loser but you I’ve won two Super Bowls been to an NBA
Finals Stanley final cares about you another Super Bowl he can’t hang the finals cuz the finals yeah I got a World Series and a Stanley Cup in the last whatever 10 years no well yeah I mean I have if we’re talking about 10 years since the show started yes all right since the
Show started have a World Series I’ve only been here for a year how many what do you have since the show started I I have so many finals appearances yeah exactly exactly oh hang the banner yeah so don’t root for pug I I’m gonna root for pug all right well pug will never
Get it P pug have you ever got this got this have you ever gotten this in the old one pug have you ever gotten this I have not oh thanks to Max yeah pug is also an Eagles fan yeah but he’s a nice one he’s different yeah we’re rooting
For know he’s different we’re rooting for pugs Eagles we’re not rooting for your Eagles hey memes can we just add in a clip of of Max saying I’m a loser one more time at the end of the show yeah he’s a loser I am a loser I am going to
Edit that in which I will do it because I just do whatever you guys say greated your job Max all right see you everyone love you guys
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WELCOME TO THE P HIVE PFT
I LOVE YOU COLT MCCOY
It’s never 11. Never.
Sean is awesome. What a great guy
With an hour of preparation the White team would win easily. The athletic race loses to the high-IQ if there's time to plan.
interviewing this agent is so lazy
"I'm not mad I'm speaking emotionally." This is one I'm going to use with the wife… definitely going to go over well.
No longer devitos agent 😂
Pft looks like the new vince McMahon with his died mustache lol
No crabtree questions? Psh
P hive stand up
I hope Sean Stellato gets hired by Barstool — he would never agree to work there, but it would be sick if he was just the agent guy at Barstool
I'm from salem Mass. Halloween is no joke
Stellato is everything you think he would be. God bless.
Where can I get Stellatos chain?
Hank thinking the eagles didn’t score any touchdowns is hilarious 😂
Being too hard on the recruit. The poem was unique.
I'm actually so happy Max caught Big Cat counting #5 with his other thumb 🤣
Anyone else completely over this Italian shit
Seeing Jake with the Wyoming depth chart doing bowl prep has me hyped as a Cowboys fan!!
BC 7 years deep and still screaming into his mic gives the show a certain je ne sais quoi
BREAKING NEWS: In an attempt to restore his credibility, Ja Morant signs blockbuster marketing deal with NERF. The iconic children weapons brand plans to announce a new Ja Morant Signature Edition Weapon dubbed the "Adam Silver Slinger" and is expected to release this coming year.
Intro song is ass , where is electric Avenue
Yo! PFT! Them aviators are sick. Shady Rays?
Thanks for exposing what a clown that agent is, he actually brought up his high school sports games in the context of the hall of fame, as if he’s being inducted into a real hall of fame who recognizes real athletes and their accomplishments…too funny.
Colt is a Texas legend
Love big cat barely looking up during the colt interview
How embarrassing that agent is to real Italian American men who are not stuck in the 1950s and who know how to cook and who know how to dress.
Colt McCoy – certified great guy.
Last 21 starts
Trevor Lawrence
14-7 W-L
30-12 Pass TD/INT
Daniel Jones
9-11-1 W-L
15-10 Pass TD/INT
that wasnt a Mendenhall just having a friendly discussion tweet. he is dead ass serious. hes been firing off racial tweets for the past 7 years.
anyone know where Memes got that orlando magic hoodie from???
No shot this guy ran a marathon he didn’t train for, I don’t care who you are not possible to do that without major injuries.
Getting stellanos in studio is so kickass 🤌🤌
I love the way seano speaks
Jared Goff not being in the top 5 after this week. It's just criminal
Is BC just on his phone the whole interview?
Rashard mendenhall saying white guys suck while CMC is the best player at Rashard's position….. Like cmon bro
i know it sucks for him but i love seeing max all upset, good stuff. had to watch the youtube this episode
ELECTRIC rant by PFT about alcohol with a dozen cans of Coors in frame 😂
Good job Max. Merry xmas
This side show for the Giants will probably shape up pretty well for Daniel Jones next year. I can just imagine how pissed he is at this weird limelight being cast on others. I think he'll come back super motivated next year.