Bell rings. Teacher from Dazed and Confused. Okay guys, one more thing. Hay, this summer, when you’re being inundated with all this American Bicentennial 4th of July Brouhaha… Don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave owning, aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes. Pink. Yeah. INTRO TUNE. What Up Kids? Uncle Jonah. Evan (Michael Sera) from Super Bad. What kind of a stupid name is that? What are you trying to be an Irish R&B Singer? Jonah Like The Whale. Seth (Jonah Hill). Why didn’t you pick a common name like a normal person? Hilarious Shrugs. Hawaii. Alright, that’s good, it’s hard to trace I guess. It doesn’t even have a first name it just says. JONAH. One name? Who are you Seal? Alice Cooper sings. Schools out for summer. Hope everybody is gearing up for a powerful, creative summer! Schools out for ever. Kinda bitter sweet, really. Really enjoy learning. Sobbing. No more pencils, no more books. More crying. I told myself I’d stay strong. No more teachers dirty looks. Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons. There there Cheesy McMayor, no one likes weepy meat. Gosh, I mean it’s summer time. I feel like maybe I should sing a song. Came from mutagens in secret ooze. Middle Aged Ninja Turtles. Donatello. That’s right. Now they do their shopping at Whole Foods. Michelangelo. I bring my own bags. They used to be so cool, now they drive their spoiled kids to school. Raphael. Hay man, can I borrow some money? Leonardo. Come on Raph, again? I gotta stop betting on golf. Crying. Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles. And all of them are sober now. Turtle Power. And today’s Success Principle is. Be bold in sharing who you are. Even if you have to change costumes to do it. Peter Parker changing into Spiderman. SUCCESS PRINCIPLE. Thunder. I gon, tes um out. Bus out some pidgin for you guys. Andy Bumatai. Okay, now. I like make clear, we talking about Hawaiian pidgin english, not the Hawaiian Language. That’s different brah. Gon be, small kine entertainment for you guys. And I not talking about da kine pidgin, you know da guys come from Cali-Frisco. Dork from Good Will Hunting. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. Garrenz ball barrenz, you gon get cracks you act all tadan-tadan. Will (Matt Damon). See the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you’re gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you’re gonna come up with the fact that you dropped $150,000 grand on a fu*king education you could have got for a $1.50 in late charges at the public library. Poor pidgin. Hey brah. Oh, the waves are like really, da kine. Why brah? You like go kaukau? Heee cuz, you know da buggah gon be mean, brah. Now, think about it brah. If you speak good english brah, you know you can talk good english, plus you can speak pidgin. Okay? You are bi-lingual, be proud! No you’re not. Cuz that’s a made up dumb fu*king fairy tale, you fu*k! Mean, da buggah! Eh, main thing, cool head brah. Right now, I gotta go home. You know why? Cuz. Take plenty time. And if you like what you hear, you like hear more, da kine pidgin? No shame, false crack that like button. I have to face this sooner or later. But I better do it as, Spiderman! Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles. There best days are, way behind them!
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