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good evening ladies gentlemen and
everyone between my name is Gwen and
welcome back to what the golf tonight
I’m a bit more awake but I am still
going to try to be relatively softspoken
not in the purpose of doing ASMR this is
not my ASMR Channel after all but in the
purpose of just having a nice relaxing
um thing in the background to listen to
or to just watch for fun so yeah enjoy
and here we
go we’re back in
it can’t hear the music I think I turned
it way down though oh there we
go I played a bit off
camera
because this game is actually quite fun
but as dancing toaster right
there um so yeah I’ve made some progress
I defeated this one which had some
sports
stuff and I’ve decided that I’m 100% in
the game 100% in the game so I’ve earned
all of these so
far but I’m having fun
so yeah I did buling thing over
here any
who we’re moving right along here
oh I did
apparently
yay a
tent got it how about this
very
nice last one
oh well that was an easy
Crown hell
yeah that coated chicken her turkey
voice sounds like a turkey probably a
good thing
hello funny toaster
guy give me
food give me
drink before I
hunger oh there’s a thing over there
nothing new to report golf is still
pouring it’s not a lot of people like
it it’s not good enough to be an Olympic
sport but it’s something
hey it’s the go golf
guy he’s in a test tube golf note number
42 breakthrough everything is gol oh my
God in a way it
is
cuz I probably just said this five
seconds ago but golf is math and
everything is
math all right
man I’m going to go this way first
first let’s see what this hole has to
offer it looks like super
hot okay I didn’t know if I would break
cuz well I did when it hit me
oh well there we
go this a funny
joke oh
god well
darn it I thought I could Ricochet off
that
wall super
chair okay
pacifist I assume I can’t shoot them
then I didn’t mean to I’m so
sorry I just won’t grab darn it
how am I supposed to get around him oh
okay
well the music is kind of
eerie so hard to do that
I don’t want the gun
though darn
it
yes all right I I can’t believe I got
that that was
rough moving on
I don’t like how those things only move
when I
move
toaster I don’t think there is an
achievement but I’m just going to
believe that there is an achievement for
every for activating every
toaster sorry dude had happen
there must be another way
a can I go down this pole is that how I
get
there oh wait I see what I have to
do I have a feeling I can fall off
here okay now what does this
do oh
H I did they’re all broken they’re all
brok now what is their Crown oh I can’t
kill
anyone
ow come on
darn
it oh I didn’t hit
them
lame this one’s
hard that was kind of cool but I
couldn’t do that again
God I guess I have to time it right
cuz oh God
no this is
rough
see
oh there we go
no I don’t I don’t know how I dodged the
bullets but I died
anyways like
that never mind most those didn’t count
first
try this is really irritating to try to
navigate through through I mean I guess
I don’t need to do full
power there’s a horse over
there
okay I haven’t actually
played super hot but I’ve I’ve seen
other people play
it my friend got it on VR and it was
it’s kind of fun to watch him play
it but that must be where the no moving
part comes
from yep
I guess I’m not grabbing the gun
no no gun I don’t need one damn
it no
okay who
okay oh I have too many
strokes so
one
two three four
5 I don’t think using the guns a good
idea cuz then you can’t make as
much progress unless I bounced off that
wall on way behind the last
guy go this
way and I had one one stroke to spare
well I didn’t but I arrived
I arrived
there
okay slow motion is
easier now I can see how hard this game
would be to play in real time like the
actual game this is based off
of
ow waiting there I’m just
afraid hang on I have an
idea
ow that just shoot his
okay oh that’s a waste
without expressions are just it’s kind
of funny stop
[Music]
it there we go there we
go just take a
breath all your problems will be solved
fck stop
[Music]
it okay they don’t move that’s
good they better not make me do this in
real time because that’d be
awful that feel like that one should
have hit
me uhuh
there we
go super putt super
putt oh
no okay what do it
stop
huh
[ __ ] this is really fun I like how
creative it is
not when that
[Music]
happens come
on
[ __ ] Okay I didn’t really mean
to do that but please please please
godam
it I’m really upset
wait ho in one let’s
go oh all are you
kidding okay
patient
okay yes I’m surprised I got that I
guess it wasn’t too bad
then
Crown give me the
crown oops
super
pet oh yeah did I miss one I didn’t but
it says 100% but one of those podiums
are
empty
okay well now we’re going to move on to
the next one
why am I the Companion
Cube where
oh
[Music]
oh I don’t know how I feel about
this but here I go I guess
whoa that’s
cool potato
GLaDOS no the cake is a lie not the
goal
what you’re
kidding I see
what or do I
I don’t know what it’s
asking okay
tomato Port Allin one
okay I
see gotta
[ __ ]
[ __ ] got
it what was that
there we go
I don’t know what I needed to do with a
fan but I did not feel like
it oh oh
no there we
go yeah I’m not going to bother with
that
oh
man
shoot well don’t do
it it’s a lot quicker than I’m
anticipating let me watch the top
one here we go
okay my eyes my eyes aren’t that
quick I’ll do my best
um this is
horrible
no that’s horrible
oh oh
wait oh
I like how it has a kind
of loungy portal music to
it okay now the ball’s stuck up there
and I don’t want it to be stuck up there
come on
Ball
come
God there you go
all ported very
nice I did get a well not really but I
technically got a par zero last
time okay
quick very
nice now
what
okay wa hang on
I didn’t mean to do
that
you got it okay you
you
[ __ ]
you got
it oh wait I have an idea
um I’m going to reset the
[Music]
level this is very
hard oh
yes
finally I was
rough I didn’t like it very much okay
let’s move on
nice I like
parfaits McDonald’s stopped making them
though
and that’s very
sad got it
okay there’s one more I need to
find that
one did I not do that
one I don’t think I did guess
not um
okay very
nice very
clean like the arond ra
show a lot of people have their opinions
about
it got
it okay now I gotta
make my way back it also seems like
there’s an Easter egg with one of the
portals there’s like a toilet room that
I saw a couple times that one right
there and I want to know how to get
there but I don’t know
how I’m thinking
know what
happening so let me
go this
way oh it’s not working like I did
earlier
oh I
see this is what I was supposed to
do there we
go okay so one of
these no that’s just giving me soda I
don’t want soda I want to go into the
weird toilet room
I don’t feel like there were any portals
that I didn’t
take
um I got
you maybe there will be
cake I find that highly
doubtful this is a Triumph
hate that I can’t go back that
way how we doing on
time okay
so I just finished both the
rooms make me a golf ball again thank
you now it’s time to fight computer 06 I
guess
[Music]
oh there we go
I’m just G to enjoy watching
this oh I got
it thank
you
noise why does it want me to stay so bad
got
it sorry
computer
so I’m going to do one
more GNA do one more world
ah darn
it I’m too good at predicting where it’s
going to move but not where it
[Music]
stays darn
it there we go
fo me
once oh my
God there we
go me
hang there we
go
beautiful people must know the whole
truth excuse
me oh my God
God I am bread I am
golf please don’t tell me I’m going to
have to stay off the
floor oh
no
no no
the shamp the champagne bottle is
unpredictable and I don’t like
it no no
got
it I don’t know if that’s
possible par
three maybe if I do
this that’s unfortunate
there we
go very nice
this so
ridiculous
okay oh
I don’t want to be patient I want to
finish the
level
there bye
Apple I HTE the flag oh okay I need to
crack the egg I
guess that’s unfortunate wait hang on a
second Oh I thought I’d be safe if I
landed on the fluffy
bread
like how specific do I have to
be there we go okay
Crown after Crown after
Crown is this guy going to eat
me wait is a thing over
here oh that might be those things down
there that I’m
missing okay I’m going to look for those
and then I’m going to end this episode
the first one I need to go to is
seven
okay see if I can find
it let me
go
ow um
no if I were a
box where would I
be would I be in the cow
okay the C’s going to stop responding to
me sorry
cow take a booth no
what if I
went this
way there’s probably one over
here I me
through not one that way
either I don’t
know might be somewhere else
H this one’s very annoying to
navigate he robot hands
[Music]
um I don’t see
any feel like I would have seen one or
at least run into
one qu it
no is there one in here
maybe in space
there a fan up
there there’s a Rick and Morty
reference um
[Music]
where did this lead
me let me do this dude
right I didn’t open the
chest that was at the beginning of the
episode oh my
god well now I’m bread so it doesn’t
really matter well that’s going to do it
for tonight’s episode of what the golf I
hope my struggling to find up of what to
talk about helped you maybe sleep or
study or Focus or whatever you played
this video for um I hope it was
entertaining and I also hope that you
have a pleasant night so sleep well
dream big and remember if you’re happy
I’m happy good night
